Prophecies of Mullet!

Survivor Series 2008


Chris Jericho vs. John Cena

World Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:One of the toughest matches on the card to predict as Cena's record on ppv over the last five years shows that he invariably wins more than he loses. However, Jericho only recently regained the World title and it's doubtful that the WWE will continue to pass the championship around to every main eventer on the Raw roster. With that being said, it's been 20 plus years since the 'Montreal Screwjob' and some rumors are suggesting that Jericho will be the beneficiary of a Shane & Steph led corruption of Raw. While it is unlikely that things will go that far, it looks like Cena will gain the moral victory through a disqualification finish. Consequently Jericho will come out of this fiasco with the World Championship still intact....just.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Team Michaels vs. Team JBL

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Prediction:Team Michaels
Prophecy:This match looks to be a lock for the show opener as nothing kicks off a ppv better than the fan favorite getting up over adversity and HBK has built his entire career on just that. It wouldn't surprise if this match ended up with a 5-1 scenario leaving JBL by himself to take all the finishes. Whichever way it goes down the result should be the same. Team HBK with the win.
Result:Team Michaels wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Big Show

Casket Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:There are so many variables within this match with both men owning a ppv victory over the other in recent times. The looming return of Edge is also picking up speed and could prove to be an influential factor in this match-up. While it is not known whether Edge will come back as a face or a heel, it is apparent that Undertaker has a solid record at both the Survivor Series ppv and in casket matches. Despite Big Show having GM Vickie in his corner, the Deadman should do enough to claim the feud ending victory with Edge dropping in for the probable assist.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Team Batista vs. Team Orton

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Prediction:Team Orton
Prophecy:This marks the official ppv return of the Legend Killer, which usually is enough evidence to suggest Team Orton will come out victorious. However, traditional Survivor Series matches tend to favor the face teams, which raises some doubts about Orton's chances. Looking back through the years, the Legend Killer has been involved in four matches of this nature and has come out of three of them as the sole survivor. The fact that Orton is 'team captain', as well as his record at Survivor Series, should ensure that Team Orton will come away with a very close win.
Result:Team Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Raw Divas vs. Smackdown Divas

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Prediction:Raw Divas
Prophecy:On paper, Team Raw seems to have way too much star power with Mickie and the Glamazon clearly the cream of the WWE womans division. Throw in the fact that Kelly, Candice and Jillian are on the improve, and it looks like a bad night for the blue brand.
Result:Raw Divas wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 100% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.