Prophecies of The Tocc

Royal Rumble 2009


The Royal Rumble Match

30 Man Battle Royal

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Batista was supposed to win here to go on to face Cena, but with him out of action it looks like the next in line for Cena will be Orton or maybe Jericho. On the Smackdown side, it looks like Jeff will face Christian at Mania, probably without the title. So HHH would be the favorite to win to go on and face Edge. HHH only won the rumble once, and Orton has never won, so they're both kind of due. I'm going with Orton taking this one for Raw since it's also a convenient way for him to save his job.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

World Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:JBL is just a bump in the road to WrestleMania for Cena. Cena will not drop the title here. JBL will fade out of the title picture and go on to face HBK at the biggest stage of them all.
This is my lock.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Jeff Hardy vs. Edge

WWE Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Jeff will lose the title here or at No Way Out. No way he's defending against Christian at Mania. Poor guy. He waited forever to get that belt. I hope they'll let him have one real successful title defense here, but I'm changing my prediction because it seems like that's not going to happen. Christian will debut at the Rumble one way or another. He'll probably be a mystery attacker before the match, weakening Jeff and allowing him to write off the loss. Then he'll either cost Jeff the match or attack Jeff after the bell. Regardless, Matt will save the day to set up Edge & Christian vs the Hardy Boys on TV. This is all a big fat guess because it doesn't set up a storyline for the WWE title at Mania... unless Matt gets a shot...
Result:Edge wins
1 Point Awarded

Beth Phoenix vs. Melina

WWE Women's Championship

Prediction:Beth Phoenix
Prophecy:Melina has had a bit of a push, but I see the Glamazon retaining the title here. Without Beth's blessing, Rosa Mendez will interfere on Beth's behalf and either get her the victory or get her disqualified. So far the angle has been Rosa giving unwanted help, so that will probably carry through to the PPV.
Result:Melina wins
0 Points Awarded

Jack Swagger vs. Matt Hardy

ECW Championship

Prediction:Jack Swagger
Prophecy:Unfortunately I can't see Thwagger giving the title back so quickly. His undefeated record won't be ruined until Tommy Dreamer wins the ECW Championship from him, probably at Mania.
Result:Jack Swagger wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4 (+1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 80% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.