Prophecies of HBK SHAWN MICHEALS

Extreme Rules 2009


Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella

Hog Pen Match for the Ms. Wrestlemania Crown

Prediction:Santina Marella
Prophecy:I absolutely love this kind of stuff. Sue me. This has been arguably the most entertaining part of an admittedly lackluster product on Raw the past month or so. I think here the outcome is quite obvious, and that's Vickie wallowing in the slop.
Result:Santina Marella wins
1 Point Awarded

Christian vs. Swagger vs. Dreamer

Triple Threat Hardcore Rules for the ECW Championship

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:Tommy will put up a valiant effort in his swan song, but as always will come up just short. Christian retains the gold again, Swagger will whine, and Tommy will cry. Christian moves on to feuding with the Hart Dynasty, Dreamer moves on to indy bookings, and Swagger?well I don't know where they go with him from here except maybe a brand switch somehow.
Result:Tommy Dreamer wins
0 Points Awarded

CM Punk vs. Umaga

Samoan Strap Match

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Sounds like this is the lamer touch all four corners type of strap match rather than the much better "beat the shit out of your opponent then pin him" strap match. Hopefully the lights from Great American Bash '04 stay in the warehouse. These matches all end the same way. Heel drags face around the ring touching the corners, but the face is also touching them as they go around. They get to number four, and through various means the face is able to touch first. This one will be no different.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho

No Holds Barred for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:I think Jericho delivers a brutal beatdown of Mysterio here to take the strap, but somehow Mysterio keeps his mask because WWE isn't dumb enough to make that mistake?are they? Jericho takes the gold and forces Mysterio to put the mask on the line at The Bash to get his rematch.
Result:Chris Jericho wins
1 Point Awarded

Edge vs. Jeff Hardy

Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:Edge couldn't possibly retain the title two pay per views in a row could he? Why yes he could. Edge pretty much owns Jeff, and they seem to be interested in giving him a legit run with the title for a change. The title is pretty much Edge's gimmick, and Hardy doesn't need it to be over.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Big Show

Submission Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Hard to pick but i guess Cena because of RAW
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Batista

Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Please god Randy just punt that oversized piece of garbage half way across the cage so we can end this brutally boring feud and move on. Is that too much to ask? I'm sure Orton wins, but I just hope he does so in a way that doesn't allow Batista to enter his cheat code and get another title shot next month.
This is my lock.
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. William Regal

Fatal Four Way for the United States Championship

Prediction:Kofi Kingston
Prophecy:While the match on Raw was outstanding I'm not sure why they just didn't do the title change here. Kofi didn't win on Monday just to drop the strap on Sunday, so its pretty obvious he picks up the victory here to retain.
Result:Kofi Kingston wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (-1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.