Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:Orton retains. He will win by escaping.

Prophecy:I can't see Show beating Cena... pretty much ever. That being said, this match is probably going to suck. Expect lots of wincing and grimacing in poor submission attempt after poor submission attempt. In the end, Cena will eventually and unconvincingly make Show tap. I'm hoping they'll use this match as an opportunity to transition Cena to a new submission finisher. The STFU is gone and without the "U" it's just a botched STF. (The S.T. is supposed to stand for stepover toehold folks.)

Prophecy:I'm looking forward to this one, but unless Hardy vs Hardy is resolved, Jeff will not win the title. I expect Matt with his Cowboy Bob Orton shtick to keep interfering until the Hardys settle their feud. Plus the rumor is that Jeff will be taking some time off in the near future.

Prophecy:This feud kind of sucks... Neither one of these guys needs the IC title and their styles don't match up well. Plus the mic work sucks. "Blah blah blah I'm the best." "shut up. blah blah in Spanish." This seems to be about Rey's mask more than anything else. I'm switching my prediction to Jericho because he guaranteed victory and I think Rey wants to lose his mask again like he did in WCW.

Prophecy:After the last PPV, it becames Umaga's turn to put Punk over. So Punk should pull out a win this time. However, they blew that plotline by giving Punk a decisive victory on SmackDown via GTS. Not sure where this one is going... I'm going to stick with the Money in the Bank winner.

Prophecy:So this is really a match between Santino and Chavo, but whatever. It would be nice to see at least one semi-attractive diva in the mud, but apparently that's not going to happen. Should at least be entertaining.

Prophecy:Even though it's do or die for Dreamer, I don't see him walking away with the title. They may have other plans for him. One rumor is that he's going to take over Tiffany's job as GM... Who knows? Christian retains.

Prophecy:Is this an extreme rules match? Regardless, it seems wrong to predict that anyone will retain the US Title at a PPV, but Kofi just won the belt and none of the others seem likely to take it. The only one with a push has been MVP but he won't win the title back a week after losing it.