Prophecies of President D

Extreme Rules 2009


Randy Orton vs. Batista

Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:I don't see Orton dropping the title for quite some time. This title reign feels and looks like it might be the one to define Orton as a legit player and the biggest name in the company. Orton will pull off the win by either escaping or having Dibiase and Rhodes distract Batista. Not sure what role Flair will play though.
This is my lock.
Result:Batista wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Edge vs. Jeff Hardy

Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Edge
Prophecy:One of the toughest calls of the night bar none. Both men make great champions, and I would really like to see Jeff with the belt again. Then there is the factor of whether or not the Jeff/Matt feud is over. Either both Hardy's cost each other their respective matches or Edge/Jeff wins the match cleanly. Geez..for now a flip of the coin I guess.
Result:Jeff Hardy wins
0 Points Awarded

Christian vs. Swagger vs. Dreamer

Triple Threat Hardcore Rules for the ECW Championship

Prediction:Tommy Dreamer
Prophecy:I can't see Christian losing but then again, Dreamer just screams out 'One more time'. In my opinion, Dreamer deserves one final run. He has been extremely (pun intended) loyal to WWE and having him win the belt one last time won't hurt anything. Dreamer pulls off the win by pinning Swagger and then retires with the belt (ala Trish @ Unforgiven '06). Tournament then starts on ECW with Christian winning back the belt at Night of Champions.
Result:Tommy Dreamer wins
1 Point Awarded

CM Punk vs. Umaga

Samoan Strap Match

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:No question at all. Umaga won at Judgment Day, so he should return the favor here. Plus, Punk needs to be built up for whenever he decides to cash in MITB.
Result:CM Punk wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chris Jericho

No Holds Barred for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Rey won at Judgment Day so that seems to give Jericho the edge. But then you have to wonder..does Jericho really need the IC title again? I just don't see it happening. I say Mysterio pulls off the sudden win, and suffers a major beatdown afterwards where Y2J might actually unmask him. It probably would make for a good storyline later on I guess.
Result:Chris Jericho wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Big Show

Submission Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I pray that this match gives Cena a new submission (like he really needs it though). His STF is one of the most pathetic and least lethal looking submissions I have ever seen applied by a professional wrestler. By all means Big Show SHOULD win this match (he was pinned by Cena at Mania and JD) but of course we just can't make Cena look weak now can we? Geez.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Kofi Kingston vs. MVP vs. Matt Hardy vs. William Regal

Fatal Four Way for the United States Championship

Prediction:Kofi Kingston
Prophecy:This has the potential to be a great match. With these 4 who knows what will happen. I'll go with Kofi retaining due to the fact he just won the belt.
Result:Kofi Kingston wins
1 Point Awarded

Vickie Guerrero vs. Santina Marella

Hog Pen Match for the Ms. Wrestlemania Crown

Prediction:Santina Marella
Prophecy:I am honestly speechless when thinking about how this match is going to go down. Hopefully 'Santina' wins and it is the end of the feud.
Result:Santina Marella wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (-1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.