Prophecies of J Mitch

Hell in a Cell 2009


John Cena vs. Randy Orton

Hell in a Cell for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I'm so sick of Cena as champ, but as sick as I am, WWE wants his dick, and is foaming at the mouth over him. Cena can't lose his first ever HIAC match! Heavens no!
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

DX vs. Legacy

Hell in a Cell

Prediction:DX - HHH & HBK
Prophecy:Common. Ted & Cod shouldn't even be in this match.
Result:DX - HHH & HBK win
1 Point Awarded

John Morrison vs. Dolph Ziggler

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Dolph Ziggler
Prophecy:Well if they're going to put over Dolph, they better hurry up. And Johnny Nitro should be a heel.
Result:John Morrison wins
0 Points Awarded

Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger vs. The Miz

Triple Threat Match for the United States Championship

Prediction:Kofi Kingston
Prophecy:Let Kofi go with the belt for a little longer...
Result:Kofi Kingston wins
1 Point Awarded

CM Punk vs. Undertaker

Hell in a Cell for the World Championship

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:Fuck it. Why not?
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Jericho & Show vs. Batista & Mysterio

Unified Tag Team Championship Match

Prediction:Batista & Mysterio
Prophecy:Rey will make Batista look much better, they are a good potential draw as champs. Do it.
Result:Jericho & Big Show win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 2

2 Points Earned | 33% Accurate

Ranked 15th among Wise Ones for this event.