Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:Apparently the goal was to make a match with the most stipulations ever. 1) Cena is the ref. 2) Nexus is banned from ringside. 3) The match can only be won by pinfall or submission. 4) If Barrett doesn't win the championship, Cena is fired. 5) If Barrett wins, Cena is relieved of all Nexus obligations. Anyway, the more I think about it, the more I see Barrett and his giant ears taking the title and getting a huge push, Cena either turning heel or at least having a crisis of conscience, and Randy Orton fighting his way back to a title shot at Mania. Also, apparently Orton showed up late for the old school edition of Raw, so if he wasn't slated to drop the title on Sunday, perhaps he is now.

Prophecy:I don't get this at all. Every time I see Edge on TV I just get more confused. He's bad. He's good. He's bad again. He's good again. He's on a crusade against stupidity. He's playing dodge ball with a dude in a wheelchair. WTF? Pick a direction already. I honestly don't want to see Kane or Edge with the title after all of this. As for which way the title goes and how this match ends I have no idea. Taker will undoubtedly return at some point and that could happen here, but it probably won't be until the Royal Rumble. I'm going to assume Kane will retain here and this feud will unfortunately continue.

Prophecy:Women's titles rarely stay on one waist for very long. (Or in this case 2 waists.) It would be boring if this went with the supposed odds in the handicap match. Could this be the start of LayCool's break-up?

Prophecy:Nexus will be dripping with gold by the end of the night. It would be fun to see Santino and Kozlov with the titles though, but I suspect they won't win them here on their first try.

Prophecy:Team Mysterio with Show and Kofi seems too strong here, despite Del Rio's seemingly unstoppable push. I'd also like to predict that Chris Masters will be the sacrificial lamb and the first one eliminated as he's been relegated to crappy matches on Superstars lately. I can't believe it's Survivor Series and there's only one lousy elimination match that nobody really cares about...

Prophecy:A former world champion, Sheamus is definitely more over and is probably more likely to win here, but I'm hoping Morrison is finally going to get a decent push and what better place to get the ball rolling than Survivor Series?

Prophecy:Kaval would make an entertaining champion, and it's possible the WWE wants a worker bee to defend the belt on a weekly basis like Daniel Bryan, but it seems too soon to give Kaval gold. Ziggler will retain. I'm looking forward to this match. Hopefully they'll be given some time.