Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:This call just got a LOT tougher since Cena gave Rocky an FU on Raw. The Rock will get his revenge in one way or another, and it could very well cost Cena the match. Plus Miz just remade the WWE title, so maybe he'll hold it for a while. All of that considered, I can't bring myself to go against Cena here. This match has been a long time coming and Cena is due for another title reign. Plus I'm sick of Miz's "nyah nyah nyah"-style mic work. I'm going with Cena overcoming all odds to get his belt back. Cena and Rock will then make up and celebrate together to close the show.

Prophecy:Everything is going Del Rio's way lately. Unless that changes, he's going to walk away with the belt. I'm starting to like him more and more, although I still think his arm bar is a lousy finishing maneuver for pro wrestling.

Prophecy:In all the years of predicting wrestling matches, one rule has always endured... Never go against the Undertaker at WrestleMania. He can't lose. He's more likely to die of an aneurysm during the match. But even if that were to happen they'd find a way to roll him on top of HHH to get the pinfall. This one's locked and loaded. It should be a classic though. I predict no fewer than 3 fake-out finishes before Taker hits a final tombstone. I wouldn't rule out HBK involvement either.

Prophecy:This is the kind of match that won't be revisited at the next PPV. King will come out on top here. Will he end the stupidity that has become Cole's new character? Probably not. But I can dream. The match will probably last 5 minutes followed by a 20 minute Stone Cold beer party.

Prophecy:By no means is this my lock. I see Orton defeating every member of Nexus leading up to this match (Update: He did.), but the actual end result at Mania could really go either way. If I had to bet, my money would be on Orton. I'm looking forward to this one.

Prophecy:With as much build-up as this match has had, I still can't seem to make myself care about it. The fact that Rey's 619 took away Cody's "dashing" good looks is not much to build a feud on, especially since Rey's move never caused injury before and Cody was never much to look at. Regardless, Cody needs this win more than Rey. This is a big opportunity for him so hopefully we'll see a good match.

Prophecy:Well fuck you very much, Jersey Shore. It's almost an insult to the WWE locker room that Snooki has a match at WrestleMania. But the sheer fact that she is the centerpiece of this prophecy is a testament to why she's on the card. When it comes to Wrestlemania, it's no holds barred on whatever puts asses in the seats and gets pay-per-view buys. That means Snooki gets to wrestle. Hell, she'll probably be inducted into the hall of fame in a few years too. I understand, but I feel bad for John and Nicky. As for the winner, this seems like an easy call.

Prophecy:Feel-good event opener perhaps? Maybe that's why they gave Sheamus the belt.

Prophecy:This could really go either way because nobody will remember anyway. They seem to be hyping up the Corre a lot lately. They're dripping with gold right now. Add to that the fact that the 4 misfits got the upper hand on the final smackdown before the event, and it seems like the Corre will take this one.