Prophecies of HHHrocks

WrestleMania XXVII 2011


The Miz vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Yabba Dabba Bitch Cena doesn't have any guts to fight Rocky face to face. That "dog-barking" form can never hit an AA to The Rock if it's not the "WWE's money-maker", I really wish the Fruity Pebbles lost here, but that seems impossible except that Rocky chooses to cost Cene the match, that'd be AWESOME. But still, I have some feeling that the idiotic WWE will let Cena beat up "Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?" here. This match pisses me up a lot.
Result:The Miz wins
0 Points Awarded

Edge vs. Alberto del Rio

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:Edge and Christian are having some great momentum over the last few weeks. Edge prevails here would be as impossibility, but as Alberto winning here is not much as 50%. Edge is on his weakness, Alberto is on his strong side those past weeks. Edge always on the winning side, Alberto is on the other one. I think I'll go with Alberto Del Rio.
Result:Edge wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Triple H

No Holds Barred

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I saw The Hall Of Fame and absolutely will I change my opinion. I'm having a bad feeling about this Wrestlemania that The Rock will get beaten by Cena (DAMN). And I can't take undertaker anymore. I go with THE GAME. He won't die trying, it's undertaker who dies. This time Taker will not defeat Triple H like he did at Wrestlemania 17. After 10 years, Deadman is dying and The King is growing better. The record will be: Mark Callaway: 18-1; Paul Levesque: 8-7.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole

Jack Swagger in Cole's Corner and Stone Cold as Referee

Prediction:Jerry "The King" Lawler
Prophecy:Cole will be knocked down at Wrestlemania, and I've got 6 words 4 him: SUCK IT COLE AND SHUT UP.
This is my lock.
Result:Michael Cole wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

Randy Orton vs. CM Punk

Prediction:CM Punk
Prophecy:humm.....I can see this is a toughest call of all matches in this Wrestlemania. The new Nexus' leader vs the viper, WWE's Apex Predator. Randall is being too dominant here. He kicked out all of the members of the New Nexus and CM Punk hasn't achieved much since Royal Rumble. The fued between these two men just cannot be stopped at Wrestlemania. Cannot just yet. So the heel wins here would be one fascinating outcome. Or, or it can go with another outcome that jericho returns and costs Orton the match for kicking him in the skull, then the fued between NN and Orton will be stopped for a while and then we might have the fued between Orton and Jericho. However, it can be possible that Orton wins here.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:I hate to be the double-think, but I can't see Rey losing here. That looks rediculous to me....I change my thought to Rey.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
0 Points Awarded

Morrison, Trish, & Snooki vs. Dolph Ziggler & Lay-Cool

Prediction:John Morrison, Trish Stratus, & Snooki
Prophecy:Who is Snooki anyway, never heard of her. I may look like an idiot but honestly, I don't know who the heck she is. This one is kinda easy but not as easy as Tocc said. Because Trish has just returned here so I say that she'll have her great momentum at the show of shows. But who knows, maybe they want to get Lay-Cool back on the main roll. About Ziggler and Morrison, hm..., I think that The Shaman of Sexy will come on top of Ziggler cos' he's already lost to him on Raw (not only that, The Guru of Greatness has been embarrassed recently), poor Morrison, he should have some better matches. This is absolutely will be the crowd-pleaser.
Result:John Morrison, Trish Stratus, & Snooki win
1 Point Awarded

Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan

United States Championship

Prediction:Daniel Bryan
Prophecy:Daniel Bryan isn't a good champion at all. He's a nerd. However, it seems like lately Daniel Brian hasn't achieved anything since he lost the belt. I don't want to go with my choice but "you should go with the brain".
Result:No Contest
Points N/A

8-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:The Corre
Prophecy:This match will be a whole lot better if it doesn't have Santino and Kozlov in. Why? Because I like the team Big Show and Kane. Look in the past. They were as great as E&C, DX, The Brothers of Destruction, Evolution,... but with those 2.... I don't really give a damn about this. Corre continues the domination and that's for sure. (Kane and Big Show deserves better)
Result:Big Show, Kane, Santino, & Kozlov win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 1 (-1 Bonus Point)

1 Points Earned | 13% Accurate

Ranked 26th among Wise Ones for this event.