Prophecies of The Tocc

Night of Champions 2011


Alberto del Rio vs. John Cena

WWE Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:The WWE tour is going to Mexico in October. Del Rio won't lose the title before that. That doesn't mean Cena won't take this one by DQ though. I have a feeling we'll see a surprise appearance by the Rock, who will take out Cena with a rock bottom while the ref is distracted by Ricardo Rodriguez.
Result:John Cena wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Mark Henry
Prophecy:I guess it's possible for Mark Henry to be champion, but it's also possible for monkeys to fly out of his ass. Yes, he has paid his dues and earned it, but he's just not a big enough personality to carry the gold. I suppose they have to give him the belt for a month or two just so he can say he's a former World Champion. OK I've officially talked myself into this one. I'm changing my prediction since I have otherwise predicted only one other title change for the night.
Result:Mark Henry wins
1 Point Awarded

CM Punk vs. Triple H

No Disqualifications with Triple H's Job on the Line

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I don't think HHH is done playing boss. Now that his position as COO is at stake, it's looking even more like he'll win here. Otherwise they'll have to bring back the anonymous Raw GM I suppose. Incidentally, WTF happened to that storyline? Is there really not going to be a big reveal after putting up with that bullshit laptop for months? But I digress. I expect Nash to get involved and just when it looks like he's about to attack HHH he'll "stick" Punk again with his lame-ass no-handed crotch-in-the-face drop.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Air Boom vs. Miz & R-Truth

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Air Boom
Prophecy:This will establish Air Boom as the champs, since they didn't win the titles at a PPV. They're more likely to stay together as a team than Miz and Truth. I can see this one opening the show.
This is my lock.
Result:Air Boom wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix

Divas Championship

Prediction:Kelly Kelly
Prophecy:I see Kelly retaining, although not necessarily winning. She said something on Raw about Beth not leaving Night of Champions with the Divas title. It makes me think Kelly might be counted out or DQed. Or maybe I'm reading into this too much and she'll win straight up.
Result:Kelly Kelly wins
1 Point Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. Alex Riley vs. Jack Swagger vs. John Morrison

Fatal 4-Way for the United States Championship

Prediction:Jack Swagger
Prophecy:The Swagger-Ziggler rivalry would benefit from Jack taking the strap here.
Result:Dolph Ziggler wins
0 Points Awarded

Cody Rhodes vs. Ted DiBiase

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Feud opener. Cody retains for now.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.