Prophecies of tonkers

Prophecy:Cena is a 2-Dimensional fucktard who can't act or wrestle for shit. Everything he does (not most of the things he does, EVERYTHING he does) is derivative of some other wrestler that he'll never be as good as. The 5-Knuckle Shuffle is an obvious rip of The People's Elbow. His hatred for authority is directly taken from Austin's character. Of course his ridiculous ability to win every bloody match he's in is plagiarism of Eighties Hogan. His army salute is an insult to anyone actually serving in any military and he has the onstage charisma of a field mouse. It makes me furious that Lesnar lost to him at Extreme Rules. This is terrible writing on the part of the WWE. Luckily, I think Lesnar will pick up the win here. Fuck off, Cena...you're terrible!!