Prophecies of HHHrocks

Extreme Rules 2013


John Cena vs. Ryback

Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:The reign of Super Gayna begins. Just go with that son of a bitch over and over again for about 9 freaking months, then maybe Shena will be considered to lose. Update: Achilles tendon? Crap, WWE will just stick with their gay SuperCena.
Result:No Contest
Points N/A

Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar

Steel Cage Match

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Redemption for HHH is over. This could be Triple H's last match so he can go the work the company.
This is my lock.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Mark Henry vs. Sheamus

Strap Match

Prediction:Mark Henry
Prophecy:This is a tough one. I go with Mark Henry just because of his amazing strength.
Result:Sheamus wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Big Show

Extreme Rules Match

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:This is the one that mostly lacks build-up. I think I'm going with the safe choice: Randy Orton
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Fandango

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Ok, this is tough. What is the purpose of having Fandango win at Mania just to lose here? On the other hand, how can Jericho actually lose to this guy TWICE? I mean, Jericho is famous for pushing the young talents, but this Fandango does not seem to know how to wrestle (according to his performance at Mania). I'm gonna go with Jericho here since I'm a Jerichoholic.
Result:Chris Jericho wins
1 Point Awarded

The Miz vs. Cody Rhodes

Pre-Show Match

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:Cody deserves better, Vince (or HHH)!
Result:The Miz wins
1 Point Awarded

Kofi Kingston vs. Dean Ambrose

United States Championship

Prediction:Kofi Kingston
Prophecy:Is it possible that the Shield will emerge from the arena victorious and with the gold around their waists? That will be the most amazing thing that WWE has done since a long time. But something tells my guts that they would let Kofi survive for another day. Probably the other members will interfere causing a DQ result... I honestly think that Shield will be covered in gold at the end of the night, tho.
Result:Dean Ambrose wins
0 Points Awarded

Alberto del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

"I Quit" Match to be #1 Contender for the World Title

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:Key words for this match: Face vs Heel; DUI; WWE. I feel bad for Jack, he has just returned and not been given any chance of winning yet.
Result:Alberto del Rio wins
1 Point Awarded

Team Hell No vs. Rollins & Reigns

Tag Team Tornado Match for the Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rollins & Reigns
Prophecy:For the Ambrose's match against Kingston, I am not so confident that the shield member will take the US title that soon. However, for this match, I can say that I undoubtedly believe that the tag team championships will change hands here since Team Hell No has been holding it for so long, and for Rollins and Reign deserves the titles.
Result:Rollins & Reigns win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6 (+1 Bonus Point)

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.