Prophecies of The Tocc

SummerSlam 2013


John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan

WWE Championship

Prediction:Daniel Bryan
Prophecy:Bryan is actually in the main event of SummerSlam. Good for him! He has been ridiculously over for a long time now. It seems like he can't lose, but that doesn't mean that Orton won't cash in his MITB on him immediately afterwards. Orton will be using that briefcase very soon, since there are never 2 simultaneous MITB winners for very long and Sandow has a specially made new briefcase.
Result:Daniel Bryan wins
1 Point Awarded

CM Punk vs. Brock Lesnar

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:If this feud is supposed to end at SummerSlam, I see Punk coming out on top. Seems premature though. I feel like Brock will take this one and they'll meet again down the road.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Alberto del Rio vs. Christian

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Alberto del Rio
Prophecy:Christian has gotten the better of ADR way too often lately. ADR will turn the tables at SummerSlam. Christian will lose controversially, just so he can use his forced catchphrase "one more match". The feud will continue until Christian eventually wins the title, giving Sandow a face to target.
Result:Alberto del Rio wins
1 Point Awarded

Cody Rhodes vs. Damien Sandow

Prediction:Damien Sandow
Prophecy:This is a tough one. My instinct is to go with Cody, but I thought Cody would have won the briefcase over Sandow too. Now do they allow Cody to save some face with a win here, or do they start building up Sandow for his likely World Title run? Honestly as long as they don't treat the briefcase as a title and compete for it I don't really care.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Bray Wyatt

Ring of Fire Match

Prediction:Bray Wyatt
Prophecy:Wyatt's introductory push is not even close to finished. It doesn't matter that this "ring of fire" match is in Kane's wheelhouse. The Wyatt Family will get involved and ol' Husky Harris will take this one.
Result:Bray Wyatt wins
1 Point Awarded

Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn vs. Big E Langston & AJ Lee

Mixed Tag Team Match

Prediction:Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn
Prophecy:Since this is a mixed tag match it's really like 2 separate matches in one. Ziggy vs Big E will end with Ziggler coming out on top. Big E is not over enough to beat Ziggler at SummerSlam. As for Kaitlyn vs AJ, Kaitlyn owes AJ some payback and she can get it here without the Divas Championship changing hands again.
This is my lock.
Result:Dolph Ziggler & Kaitlyn win
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Natalya vs. Brie Bella

Prediction:Natalya
Prophecy:It's funny to see the differences between the Bellas in Total Divas. Brie is the smarter of the two, and also the one without big fake boobies. Anyway, despite her brains and svelte physique, Natalya will bend her in half and take this one. The number of times she'll have to apply the sharpshooter is anyone's guess.
Result:Natalya wins
1 Point Awarded

Dean Ambrose vs. Rob Van Dam

United States Championship SummerSlam Kickoff Match

Prediction:Dean Ambrose
Prophecy:This one is a kickoff match, so my instinct is to go with RVD. He could use a belt to solidify his return. However, Ambrose has been awesome lately both in the ring and on the mic. I feel like he may hold onto the belt for a while.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6 (+1 Bonus Point)

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.