Prophecies of HHHrocks

Survivor Series 2013


Randy Orton vs. Big Show

WWE Championship

Prediction:Big Show
Prophecy:It's weird. I feel like Orton will take this one, however, the build-up shows that the odds are all in Big Show's favor. Perhaps, after Survivor Series, Show may turn heel and actually join the authority, and Orton may once again be the rejected element of another group, or Big Show may win via DQ.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Alberto del Rio

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:This is such Bullshit! Cena is bullshit, has always been. Can't see how people actually support this cunt, he can't even move properly.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Bryan & Punk vs. Harper & Rowan

Prediction:Harper & Rowan
Prophecy:Harper & Rowan are really good wrestlers. But they are going to fight against the two top dogs in WWE today. I can't really say who is going to win, but I see the Wyatt Family deserves their first PPV victory.
Result:Bryan & Punk win
0 Points Awarded

Cody Rhodes, Goldust, The Usos & Mysterio vs. The Shield & The Real Americans

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Prediction:Cody Rhodes, Goldust, The Usos & Mysterio
Prophecy:Let's see: the face team has the fan favorite, and Mysterio has just returned. Yup, Face wins.
Result:The Shield & The Real Americans win
0 Points Awarded

Cast of Total Divas vs. AJ, Tamina, Alicia, Kaitlyn, Aksana, Rosa, & Summer Rae

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match

Prediction:AJ, Tamina, Alicia, Kaitlyn, Aksana, Rosa, & Summer Rae
Prophecy:Cast of Total Divas are full of slutty slimy untalented whiny bitches. And I love AJ Lee.
Result:Cast of Total Divas wins
0 Points Awarded

Kofi Kingston vs. The Miz

Kickoff Match

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:This is a really useless match. I'm just going to go with the crowd on this one. And I don't care who wins. (oh, and Miz turns heel? Lul, never notice that before).
Result:The Miz wins
1 Point Awarded

Big E Langston vs. Curtis Axel

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Big E Langston
Prophecy:Yes sir. The rise of Black Lesnar (check it out on Wikipedia)!
This is my lock.
Result:Big E Langston wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)
Total Points: 3 (+1 Bonus Point)

3 Points Earned | 43% Accurate

Ranked 12th among Wise Ones for this event.