Prophecies of Anthony

Prophecy:The last 2 years Lesnar resigned into the WWE has been leading up to him winning the title. Everything from Lesnar's feud with Triple H, Mark Henry that one time, John Cena the first time, CM Punk, and finally the Undertaker's streak, the only thing left on the WWE's list for him is the title. This will either be Lesnar's final or penultimate match with the WWE and then he'll retire, leaving with the belt. Yet another "shot" fired in CM Punk's direction. And for the record CM Punk is never coming back.

Prophecy:For $10 bucks I'm really getting annoyed at these stupid matches. The whole point of this feud is for Brie to humiliate Stephanie for humiliating her and her sister as well as various members of the WWE locker room. For added effect I think Brie's going to win with the Yes Lock.

Prophecy:Are the Wyatt's even a threat to anyone anymore? Do I have to explain how a heel stable works? Heels cheat to win. Seeing a heel win causes the fans to boo them even more. Heels then try to avoid getting in direct contact with their adversaries at the time. After some time passes, they finally have to fight their adversary and end up losing. The WWE has forgotten step 1; heels cheat to win. Watching them lose all the time is not fulfilling to say the least.

Prophecy:As I said before, "Undefeated until he runs into a John Cena shaped brick wall."

Prophecy:...a lumberjack match? I... really? I thought that no matter what type of match Ambrose would win. This is the one exception. What are these writers thinking?

Prophecy:Miz just won the title in one of the biggest heel ways to win it. I wouldn't be surprised if the Miz counted himself out or losing by DQ in the match resulting in a Ziggler win. If there was a way to predict that the Miz retains the title after this match I would pick it.

Prophecy:Reigns needs to be knocked down a peg. I know they're building him up to be the next "Hulk Hogan, The Rock, John Cena" right now, but he has zero mic skills, zero charisma, and zero in ring ability that the other two members of the Shield had. But fuck the people with actual talent because they're not body builders. Vince's stiffy for big guys strikes again.

Prophecy:AJ Lee vs Paige. Here's the thing, every time you book that match it's going to be Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. You got your peanut butter, you got your chocolate; it's going to be great. HOWEVER!!!! The story is shit. In ring, it's going to be a phenomenal show, but terrible story. Put the match on mute because you know the dumbasses in LA are going to be chanting for CM Punk in this match. You don't need a terrible story to be handicapped by a bunch of mentally handicapped re-res who are not even into the match to be chanting stupid shit like that, the story is handicapped as much as it is on it's own. AJ wins, the match is going to be great, despite what comes with it.

Prophecy:Every time I pick Cesaro to win he gets his ass kicked.