Prophecies of HHHrocks

SummerSlam 2014


John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Brock is a part-time wrestler. To be a champion is to be a full-timer. There's no chance that he's gonna win at Summerslam. This also has the implication that Cena can break the Undertaker's streak which is bullshit. I'm hoping that Brock beats Cena down hard so Seth can eventually cash in (don't know about Ambrose, though). Whatever happens, the overrated Shena retains.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
0 Points Awarded

Stephanie McMahon vs. Brie Bella

Prediction:Brie Bella
Prophecy:Oh This bitch. Instead of having Triple H vs Roman Reigns at Summer Slam, we have this shit?? Anyway, Stephanie is gonna pull out all of the tricks she's got, but the bitch will still "overcome the odds" with her bitch sister helping her. Fucking hate the Bella bitches. Unless: WWE does not want to make this obvious and let the McMahon continues to rule. Oh now it's clear that the bitch will win. Daniel Bryan will return and help his bitchy wife against "the McMahons". Probably another Bryan vs Hunter in the future?
Result:Stephanie McMahon wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Bray Wyatt

Prediction:Bray Wyatt
Prophecy:Bray DESPERATELY needs a victory here. But seeing Jericho being mauled night in and night out makes me wonder if they actually would let him win at Summerslam, too? I hope not.
Result:Bray Wyatt wins
1 Point Awarded

Jack Swagger vs. Rusev

Flag Match

Prediction:Jack Swagger
Prophecy:This has to be Rusev's first loss. It just has to be. Don't get me wrong, I like Rusev, but I can't stand hearing Lana blabbing about Russia and seeing America being defeated anymore. Yeah, so good job creating a heel image WWE.
Result:Rusev wins
0 Points Awarded

AJ Lee vs. Paige

Divas Championship

Prediction:AJ Lee
Prophecy:Paige has just turned heel; however, AJ has been attacked so many times lately. That's why I don't think Paige will take the championship from AJ at SummerSlam.
This is my lock.
Result:Paige wins
0 Points Awarded (-1 bonus point)

The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:This is interesting. On the one hand, Ziggler deserves to win the championship from Miz. On the other hand, if WWE wants Ziggler to become the IC champion, Nicky would have won at back at Battleground. I'm sticking to Miz winning here.
Result:Dolph Ziggler wins
0 Points Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:This is like this: Roman's momentum is growing like wildfire, while Randy Orton is on the down side. Randy Orton can still win this match, but I think Roman Reigns will reign until he gets a title shot (again).
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Lumberjack Match

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:They're making Rollins look so strong. Besides, Ambrose picked a "lumberjack match" to be the stipulation for their match... which means the ring is going to be surrounded by bunch of Triple H's henchmen, or "forced" to be. On the other hand, Ambrose needs a win, not as bad as Bray Wyatt, but still pretty bad.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded

Cesaro vs. Rob Van Dam

Kickoff Match

Prediction:Cesaro
Prophecy:Cesaro needs a win. I don't know what it is that is going on backstage with him. But this win can put him on the right track again. RVD is the new but not as relevant Jericho now. He is in WWE to help put over young talents.
Result:Rob Van Dam wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 3 (-1 Bonus Point)

3 Points Earned | 33% Accurate

Ranked 18th among Wise Ones for this event.