Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I'd normally give this one to whoever didn't come out on top in their last encounter, but that's complicated by the fact that Wyatt technically won by DQ at Survivor Series, while Ambrose got the upper hand post-match and had his music playing when all was said and done. If Ambrose wins, Wyatt may wind up looking weak, and that's not good considering WWE has very few top heels now. But if Wyatt wins, Ambrose will be 0-2 against him and lose even more momentum. Unfortunately it seems like Ambrose will be relegated to the midcard once Reigns and Bryan return, so right now it's looking like the loquacious Husky Harris will get the nod here.

Prophecy:Pretty sure Kane's job here is to put Ryback over. But to be honest, I don't see Ryback going anywhere with this "big guy" character, which is still just a poor man's mashup of the O'Doyles from Billy Madison and Goldberg from WCW days. Funny how he was the 2nd smallest of Cena's partners at Survivor Series and still made everyone call him the "big guy". He's not even the biggest guy in this match.

Prophecy:Dumbest. Stipulation. Ever. I mean, really? Who becomes #1 contender then? Certainly not Rollins. I'm not sure anyone wants to see Cena vs Brock again, but the build-up hasn't stopped since their last encounter and it would be stupid to derail everything now. I think this stipulation exists to make it seem like the WWE Championship is still in the picture, even though this is the second PPV in a row in which the champ didn't even bother to show up, let alone defend his title. Reigning DEFENDING my ass. Cena wins keeps this feud with Rollins alive, so when Cena does take the title off Brock, Rollins can cash in on him.

Prophecy:They just won the titles and their gimmick is the shit... by far the most entertaining thing in the tag team division right now.

Prophecy:Rowan shouldn't start out his singles career with a loss. Funny how these specialty matches seem to reduce the effect of these foreign objects. A shot with the steel stairs is enough to completely incapacitate someone, certainly enough for a pinfall, in virtually every circumstance, and yet I expect there to be multiple stair-shots before this one comes to a close.

Prophecy:I expect Nicky to deliver as always, but I don't see them taking the title right back off of Luke Harper.

Prophecy:The only way Swagger wins this one is by DQ.

Prophecy:I don't see much point in taking the title off of Nikki so soon.

Prophecy:When did Goldust and Stardust turn into comic book supervillains? And how disgusting is it when Big E wipes his sweat with that stupid handkerchief and then proceeds to blot down his teammates with the same sweaty rag? I'm thinking the heels will get a victory here to kick off this feud.