Prophecies of tonkers

Night of Champions 2015


Ambrose, Reigns & ? vs. The Wyatt Family

Prediction:Ambrose, Reigns & ? (Jericho)
Prophecy:Protecting Strowman in this match is easy. Have him work only a few minutes of the match, absolutely dominates when he's in the ring and make sure he doesn't take the hot heel tag. I've heard the jardines that kyrma is talking about. Corbin has already worked a bunch of dark matches for WWE's main roster now, so bringing him up to be the foil for Strowman makes a sort of sense. Strowman is already over as a guy who can decimate Reigns and Ambrose. As long as he doesn't get pinned here, he won't look weak at all. EDIT -> I can confirm from a reliable source that Orton's recent run in with the Wyatts was to write him off TV, not to book him in this match. He is not scheduled to appear at Night of Champions at all at this stage. Corbin is booked with Reigns and Ambrose a whole bunch over the next two months. The Corbin thing is not a rumour.
Result:The Wyatt Family wins
0 Points Awarded

Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte

Divas Championship

Prediction:Nikki Bella
Prophecy:I think Nikki Bella will beat Charlotte clean in this match after beating her with a dusty finish on Raw the week or two before (whenever the other challenge was set for).
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. John Cena

United States Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:This will quite probably be the opener. Weird!? Can't remember the last time Cena worked the opener at a PPV!?!?! Seth loses to Cena clean here but incredibly wins against the WCW guy.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Seth Rollins vs. Sting

WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:Yeah, because Vinnie Mac is gonna give the WCW guy the WWE belt. Bahahahahaha!!
This is my lock.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Ryback vs. Kevin Owens

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Kevin Owens
Prophecy:Ryback is way more over with casual viewers than most of the IWC are willing to admit. A chasing babyface Ryback is money on the table for WWE, so it makes sense to take the title off him here to have him win it back at Hell in a Cell or TLC. Much like Rob Van Dam's IC Title programs worked in the early noughties. Versus Eddie Guerrero, versus Chris Benoit, versus Chris Jericho etc.
Result:Kevin Owens wins
1 Point Awarded

Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:To WWE's credit it seems as though they don't want to put Ziggler over Rusev clean during this feud which makes a LOT of storyline sense. Ziggler can have as many moral victories as he likes, but to continue to book Rusev strong, he really can't lose clean too often at all. It's just Cena and Cesaro at this stage who've achieved that honour, and keeping the clean-wins-over-Rusev-club small is good for business.
Result:Dolph Ziggler wins
0 Points Awarded

The New Day (Big E & Kofi) vs. The Dudley Boys

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The New Day (Big E & Kofi)
Prophecy:Why do you hate it when 3-some groups have the titles, Tocci? Sounds like you're marking out a bit to some clever heel psychology there. The unfair advantage, the confusion which helps them chalk up wins, the unpredictability? Sounds like classic heel moves to me!! :D No way do the Dudley Boys win this. They'll get the titles at some point no doubt, but with TLC (and obviously a tables match) just around the corner, save the title change for when it really means something.
Result:The Dudley Boys wins
0 Points Awarded

Neville & Lucha Dragons vs. Cosmic Wasteland

Kickoff Match

Prediction:Cosmic Wasteland
Prophecy:The WWE is trying to establish this stable. Losing their first match would honestly be the death blow for The Ascension. The poor fuckers have been booked so poorly thus far.
Result:Cosmic Wasteland wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4 (+1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.