Prophecies of tonkers

Battleground 2016


Dean Ambrose vs. Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match

Prediction:Dean Ambrose
Prophecy:The booking is currently being massively affected by Reigns' suspension. Mark my words, barring another suspension or some other disaster, Reigns will still headline 'Mania 33 (with the strap) plus the next few. This has got to be tough on Vince. His babies are Reigns and the Wellness Policy. Having them come into conflict is a huge deal. Make no mistake, Reigns will eat a Pedigree, a Dirty Deeds and then the pinfall. Uninspired, but it will do the job. I then imagine that Reigns will stop losing clean and they will return him to his former status as the guy who doesn't lose clean.
This is my lock.
Result:Dean Ambrose wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens

Prediction:Sami Zayn
Prophecy:50/50 booking at its finest. :/ Truth is, these two will definitely be separated in the upcoming brand split. Stephanie McMahon in a recent interview mentioned that one of the things that WWE were trying to achieve with the split was to slow down story telling somewhat. The blow off with these two will likely not happen for ages (which is fine). Sami desperately needs a marquee win so that he can have momentum going forward in to any further push on whichever show he ends up on. I think Sami will win this one decisively so that we can come back to the story later on at a bigger event.
Result:Sami Zayn wins
1 Point Awarded

Becky Lynch vs. Natalya

Prediction:Becky Lynch
Prophecy:Fire v Hart. Fire wins every time.
Result:Natalya wins
0 Points Awarded

Cena, Enzo Amore, and Big Cass vs. The Club

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:The Club
Prophecy:Like The Shield, The Club shouldn't lose matches when they work as a unit. Individually it's fine for them to get beaten, but in this context, they should win. The Club haven't won enough since coming to WWE. Cena will beat AJ at SummerSlam to get his win back.
Result:Cena, Enzo Amore, and Big Cass wins
0 Points Awarded

The Miz vs. Darren Young

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Result:Draw
0 Points Awarded

Rusev vs. Zack Ryder

United States Championship

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:Ru Ru Ru > Woo Woo Woo
Result:Rusev wins
1 Point Awarded

The Wyatt Family vs. The New Day

Six-Man Tag Team Match

Prediction:The Wyatt Family
Prophecy:Wyatt Family wins to break up The New Day and get a strong push going forward into the brand split.
Result:The Wyatt Family wins
1 Point Awarded

Sasha Banks & TBA vs. Charlotte & Dana Brooke

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Sasha Banks & ??? (Bayley)
Prophecy:The secret partner is NOT Bayley. I repeat, not Bayley. I've had this confirmed by a reliable inside source from the WWE offices in Conneticut. I personally think that it's going to be Nikki Bella, but I can't confirm that either way. Only that it won't be Bayley who they're confirmed to be saving for after NXT Brooklyn II. You heard it here first. Do I get a bonus point for guessing the secret partner, Tocc? ;)
Result:Sasha Banks & ??? (Bayley) win
1 Point Awarded

The Usos vs. Breezango

Prediction:The Usos
Prophecy:Maybe they'll give Roman's cousins a win seeing as he isn't going to win the main event...
Result:Breezango wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 56% Accurate

Ranked 11th among Wise Ones for this event.