Prophecies of MCM0530

SummerSlam 2016


Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:It would really suck to suspend Roman Reigns for basically taking Sudafed, but keep pushing Lesnar after being caught taking a post-steroid substance... #OuttaNowhere
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
0 Points Awarded

Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler

WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Dean Ambrose
Prophecy:Unfortunately, Dean will retain here. Dolph is so good and he's really been screwed for a long time. He deserves a good title run and quite frankly, if he's going to keep idolizing HBK, he needs a "Diesel"... perhaps Baron Corbin?
Result:Dean Ambrose wins
1 Point Awarded

Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

Inaugural WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Finn Balor
Prophecy:Balor will be the first Galactic champion of space and stars and all other universal things. #BizCliz. On a side note, am I the only one who thinks giving us Balor's demon entrance on Raw was a bitch move? Something that big should not have been unveiled until Summerslam. Where do they find these writers nowadays?
Result:Finn Balor wins
1 Point Awarded

Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte

WWE Women?s Championship

Prediction:Sasha Banks
Prophecy:Sasha will hold it long enough for Bayley to come up to Raw and challenge her for it. You didn't think Vince was going to let Sasha and Bayley's awesome matches stay limited to NXT did you?
Result:Charlotte wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:A.J. Styles
Prophecy:Breaking up The Club was a horrible, piss poor idea. Cena needs to stop burying great talent and AJ F'ing styles would be the last straw. Super Cena may or may not bury yet another great talent, but I will not allow myself to pick Cena over one of the best in the world. AJ will win and prove he doesn't need anyone's help to... BEAT UP JOHN CENA!
Result:A.J. Styles wins
1 Point Awarded

The Miz vs. Apollo Crews

Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:The Miz
Prophecy:Apollo Creed (see what I did there?) does not have the momentum, nor the fan support, to win what should be a prize that cements you as #2 guy on the Smackdown brand... but considering how disconnected the writers seem to be nowadays, I wouldn't put it past them. That being said, I'm still going with Miz.
Result:The Miz wins
1 Point Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. The Club

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Club
Prophecy:New Day have had their big run. They've beaten the London/Kendrick record, so now it's time to drop the straps to the friggin Biz Cliz... 4-Life!
Result:The Club wins
1 Point Awarded

Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Jericho & Owens

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Enzo Amore & Big Cass
Prophecy:I don't see a scenario where Owens doesn't turn on Jericho here. KO is a loner. If he ever joins a legit team, it will be a reunion with Sami Zayn. Jeri-KO will be extremely short lived... Bada Bing Bada Boom realest oracle in the room... How you doin!
Result:Jericho & Owens win
0 Points Awarded

Rusev vs. Roman Reigns

United States Championship

Prediction:Rusev
Prophecy:He's not a bad guy, he's not a good guy... Oh who gives a crap? Rusev is a great U.S. champ and it was stupid to give us the match on the go-home Raw before the PPV. But since Reigns won that one, I am even more confident that Rusev will now retain.
Result:No Contest
Points N/A

Cesaro vs. Sheamus

First Match in a Best of Seven Series

Prediction:Sheamus
Prophecy:If this is going to 7 matches, I see Sheamus taking an early lead, with Cesaro coming out on top at the end. Sheamus wins match #1.
Result:Sheamus wins
1 Point Awarded

Carmella, Becky Lynch & Naomi vs. Natalya, Alexa Bliss & ???

Six-Woman Tag Team Match

Prediction:Natalya, Alexa Bliss & TBD (Nikki Bella)
Prophecy:It's unfortunate that Nattie had to go heel to get ppv wins. Eva Marie is a joke and Alexa Bliss is overrated AF, but I still see the heels taking the win here. Eva will probably find a way to not even wrestle in the match... *Update* I was right! Eva found a way to not have to wrestle (suspension) ... haha I am the smartest man alive!
Result:Natalya, Alexa Bliss & TBD (Nikki Bella) win
1 Point Awarded

Sami Zayn & Neville vs. The Dudley Boys

Tag Team Match

Prediction:Sami Zayn & Neville
Prophecy:Dudleyville has become Jobtown. Apparently, they have been reduced to putting the younger guys over. I don't know who they pissed off, but their latest run has taken a pretty quick 180.
This is my lock.
Result:Sami Zayn & Neville win
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

American Alpha, The Hype Bros & The Usos vs. Breezango, The Ascension & The Vaudevillains

3 Tag Teams vs 3 Tag Teams Match

Prediction:American Alpha, The Hype Bros & The Usos
Prophecy:In yet another rematch from the go-home show before Summerslam, we are seeing this 6-team tag match again. Why don't they realize that giving us the match on SmackDown and then doing the exact same thing at Summerslam completely takes away any momentum it may have had? Part of me wants to say that since the faces won on SmackDown, the heels will win at Summerslam, but I don't see American Alpha losing already. Regardless, this should have been an elimination tag match. You should never have 12 people involved (6 teams) and end it with one pinfall...that's lame.
Result:American Alpha, The Hype Bros & The Usos win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 9 (+1 Bonus Point)

9 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.

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