Prophecies of Funkie

WrestleMania XXXIII 2017

Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton

WWE Championship

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:I'm really torn but I'm going with Randy as I think that makes more sense storyline wise as this has been a really slow build for Randy to finally beat Bray Wyatt.
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Goldberg has had his little moment to be a 'super hero' to the kids but I think times up.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Bayley vs. Charlotte vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Bayley
Prophecy:Bayley and Charlotte will be the last 2 left and Bayley will finally beat Charlotte clean in a title match.
Result:Bayley wins
1 Point Awarded

Neville vs. Austin Aries

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Austin Aries
Prophecy:Austin Aries is the next big threat to Neville in the division. He's on a nice roll since being on the main roster and I think it'll be good for him and Neville to have a long feud with the title going back and forth between the two.
Result:Neville wins
0 Points Awarded

Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Dean Ambrose
Prophecy:Dean Ambrose has been treated pretty poorly recently so I think he should win here and then Baron will win on the next smackdown or so.
Result:Dean Ambrose wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens

United States Championship

Prediction:Kevin Owens
Prophecy:Jericho had a sunrise win last year and I think Kevin Owens needs the win after losing the Universal title and being pushed out of that title picture.
Result:Kevin Owens wins
1 Point Awarded

Gallows & Anderson vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass vs. Cesaro & Sheamus

Triple Threat Ladder Match for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Enzo Amore & Big Cass
Prophecy:It's their time to win the titles finally!
Result:The Hardys win (Surprise Addition)
Points N/A

The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Prediction:Sami Zayn
Prophecy:I think that Braun Strowman is the favorite to win however it might come down to him and Sami and its probably time a 'smaller' guys wins this. It'll make a nice overcoming the odds storyline for Sami which is kinda his gimmick.
Result:Mojo Rawley wins
0 Points Awarded

Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Anyone but you Roman....
Result:Roman Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. A.J. Styles

Prediction:A.J. Styles
Prophecy:As this is a one on one singles match it would be ridiculous for AJ not to win especially after losing last year.
This is my lock.
Result:A.J. Styles wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Triple H vs. Seth Rollins

Non-Sanctioned match

Prediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:HHH seems to lose at Wrestlemania A LOT these days. However as it's a non-sanction match I guess it doesn't count?!? I feel there will be some interruptions in this match that'll help Seth to win.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse

Prediction:John Cena & Nikki Bella
Prophecy:I can't even begin to imagine how The Miz and Maryse could win this match, it just seems too improbable lol
Result:John Cena & Nikki Bella win
1 Point Awarded

Alexa Bliss vs. Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Mickie James vs. Carmella vs. Naomi

Six-pack Challenge for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Alexa Bliss
Prophecy:Tough call be I'm going with Alexa as mutli person matches usually favour the champions in some weird wwe logic. It'll be better for Naomi to beat Alexa properly again.
Result:Naomi wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 8 (+1 Bonus Point)

8 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.