Prophecies of MCM0530

Prophecy:I don't see Dog Food Jesus losing after the humiliation he endured on Smackdown. I mean, they could've at least fed him Blue Buffalo.

Prophecy:New Day as Tag Team Champions without all three of them isn't fun. Kofi just finished a WWE Championship run a few months ago and it now wearing a tag team title. None of it makes sense. Give the championship to a real tag team. FTR.

Prophecy:With the build Bray has been getting, losing to The Miz while he's still feuding with Daniel Bryan would be a stupid move.

Prophecy:This is tough because both guys are getting pushed at the moment, but my guess is Aleister is getting pushed more.

Prophecy:I would love to see the return of Becky Two-Belts, but this seems more like Charlotte turning on Becky and starting a title feud.

Prophecy:It's a good thing Lana is nice to look at because her promos are absolutely cringeworthy. This could go either way depending on how long this disastrous storyline lasts. Since I assume it's going to drag on a little longer, I'll say Lashley takes this one.

Prophecy:My prediction is The Usos return and win the Raw Tag Team Championship. The best choice here would've been Harper and Rowan, but I guess that ship has sailed.