Prophecies of The Cousin

Judgment Day 2003


Triple H vs. Kevin Nash

World Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:This one is a preview to the rematch at Bad Blood where Diesel will actually win the belt.
Result:Kevin Nash wins
0 Points Awarded

Team Angle vs. Los Guerreros

Rematch / Ladder Match for the Tag Titles

Prediction:Team Angle
Prophecy:This one is all of the map, and too hard to predict cleanly with no idea who's even in the match, but I'll give Angle the edge.
Result:Los Guerreros wins
0 Points Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Big Show

Stretcher Match for the WWE Title

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:I can accept the colossal waste of space that is the Big Show when on the show, but those Stacker 2 commercials have got to go.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Bikini Contest

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Torrie looks better in a bikini than Sable. This can not be disputed.
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
1 Point Awarded

Battle Royal

for the Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Booker T
Prophecy:The only pushes lately of this whole group have been to Booker and Jericho. They will reward Mr. T for putting up with the past few months of HHHHHHH hopeless nonsense.
Result:Christian wins
0 Points Awarded

Test & Scott Steiner vs. La Resistance

U.S. vs France?

Prediction:La Resistance
Prophecy:And since when does Test get two spots on the PPV. He is so wooden in and out of the ring, the "Great, 500 it is!" cardboard salesman shows more personality.
Result:La Resistance wins
1 Point Awarded

Women's Championship

Fatal 4 Way for the Women's Title

Prediction:Jazz
Prophecy:Jazz, Trish, who and who? C'mon this is a two way fight, yet thank you WWE for adding fresh bodies to disguise that as Jazz / Trish was getting really old. Jazz will win as there is more story potential than the other option a happy ending with Trish winning. Mmmm, happy ending with Trish.
Result:Jazz wins
1 Point Awarded

Rowdy Roddy Piper vs. Mr. America

What a Premise...

Prediction:Mr. America
Prophecy:This is so sad. Where is the new blood? Where is Cena this month, or Benoit, or Spanky, or any of the young, healthy, potential-abounding stars of tomorrow. I can watch a much better rendition of this match on a tape I recorded 20 years ago.
Result:Mr. America wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.