Prophecies of Memento mori

Wrestlemania XXXVII 2021


Sasha Banks vs. Bianca Belair

WWE SmackDown Women's Championship

Prediction:Bianca Belair
Prophecy:She has worked so hard for this opportunity, and she deserves it. I would be very very surprised if Sasha (who is also tremendous) walks away as still the champion. This is WWE after all, but I'm saying Bianca is the new champion.
This is my lock.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Bobby Lashley vs. Drew McIntyre

WWE Championship

Prediction:Bobby Lashley
Prophecy:This is tough to call. On the one hand you've got Bobby, who has only just won it in a few short weeks. And the other you've got Drew who will no doubt win it back. Drew had his moment last year, so I'm saying Bobby gets his this year. Oh I laughed so loud when Drew called him a "big bald bitch", and Drew.... stop with the thigh slaps altogether.
Result:Bobby Lashley wins
1 Point Awarded

Bad Bunny & Damian Priest vs. Miz & Morrison

Prediction:Bad Bunny & Damian Priest
Prophecy:This is a fucking joke someone like Bad Bugs Bunny (thanks R-Truth) gets a WrestleMania moment and others such as Ali, Ricochet, Aleister Black, heck even Bayley don't. I'm not knocking him at all, I'm in the music industry myself. But others should be given that opportunity. Having said that, he and DP won't lose obviously.
Result:Bad Bunny & Damian Priest win
1 Point Awarded

The New Day (Kofi & Woods) vs. A.J. Styles & Omos

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:A.J. Styles & Omos
Prophecy:This is just so AJ can win the tag title and be be a grand slam champion. New Day is kind of getting stale now too and run its course into the ground. I think Xavier would be good having a singles run for a while, he's so underrated and overlooked.
Result:A.J. Styles & Omos win
1 Point Awarded

Braun Strowman vs. Shane McMahon

Steel Cage Match

Prediction:Braun Strowman
Prophecy:This is honestly one of the worst build ups in a long time. This is obviously aimed at children, but even then it's still so fucking stupid.
Result:Braun Strowman wins
1 Point Awarded

Cesaro vs. Seth Rollins

Prediction:Cesaro
Prophecy:Cesaro has been getting a push and hopefully this is where he shines. I like both these guys, but Cesaro needs this win over Seth. Really hoping Cesaro wins the MITB at the next PPV but who knows?
Result:Cesaro wins
1 Point Awarded

Tag Team Turmoil

For a WWE Women's Tag Team Championship Shot

Prediction:The Riott Squad (Ruby & Liv)
Prophecy:Wouldn't be surprised if women like Charlotte, Becky, Bayley, Io Shirai were to show up here. I think Riott Squad has been overlooked for far too long and deserve this. But I honestly wouldn't care which of these teams wins... as long as they beat the shit out of Nia and Shayna.
Result:Natalya & Tamina win
0 Points Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Edge vs. Daniel Bryan

Triple Threat WWE Universal Championship Match

Prediction:Daniel Bryan
Prophecy:This I can see going either way. Roman has been dominant, but since Edge has entered I can see him dethroning the champion. I do think the wild card in this is Bryan though and think he'll get the win.
Result:Roman Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded

Asuka vs. Rhea Ripley

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Rhea Ripley
Prophecy:Asuka has been treated so poorly lately and I see no reason for her to keep the title. Simple really this one. Rhea Ripley is the new champion.
Result:Rhea Ripley wins
1 Point Awarded

The Fiend vs. Randy Orton

Prediction:The Fiend
Prophecy:What can you say about this really? Not much I don't think. Bray Wyatt wins.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

Big E vs. Apollo Crews

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Big E
Prophecy:A Nigerian Drum Fight? What the actual fuck? It's just a no DQ match really. Fucking stupid stipulation. Anyhow, seeing as it's in Tampa and that's where Ettore is from, think he'll get the win. And Apollo.... that accent is one of the worst I have ever heard in my life. Drop it.
Result:Apollo Crews wins
0 Points Awarded

Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn

Prediction:Kevin Owens
Prophecy:Sami Zayn is so great at his character work right now. I'd go as far to say as one of, if not the best stuff he's done. Just fantastic. Kevin Owens gets the win here of course though.
Result:Kevin Owens wins
1 Point Awarded

Riddle vs. Sheamus

WWE United States Championship

Prediction:Riddle
Prophecy:Still think Matt hold on to the title. Can maybe see a Sheamus vs. Mustafa Ali feud happening soon? Anyhow, Riddle will be riding "high" after this match.
Result:Sheamus wins
0 Points Awarded

Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax vs. Tag Team Turmoil Winners

WWE Women's Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Tag Team Turmoil Winners
Prophecy:Fuck Nia and Shayna as the champions. Time to end their reign.
Result:Shayna Baszler & Nia Jax win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 8 (+1 Bonus Point)

8 Points Earned | 57% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.