Prophecies of The Tocc

SummerSlam 2003


Elimination Chamber Match

6 Men for the World Championship

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:Triple H has to lose at some point, but he's got such an ego that he won't let it be a 1 on 1 loss to Goldberg. That's why the other guys were added to this match. There's no chance Y2J, HBK, Nash, or Orton will pull off a W here. I foresee HHH getting eliminated by a group effort in some way so he can save face, as if he needed to. Nash will lose because he just plain sucks. Maybe if he put a little effort into his powerbomb and his matches he'd get some respect. HBK won't get the strap again any time soon, and it's just not Randy Orton's time yet. Y2J hasn't been getting a championship push at all lately, so he's out. I hear the Rock is going to make a return at SummerSlam, so that introduces a little uncertainty, as he left after losing to Goldberg and *could* interfere in the match. I just don't see HHH retaining anymore, and I don't see anyone else ready to take the title besides Goldberg. So, bottom line - Goldberg will be the man to FINALLY strip the belt from HHH.
Result:Triple H wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Rob Van Dam

Friendship Gone Bad

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Push: (push') n. - see Kane on Raw recently. Kane is main eventing every Raw now. Every show is closing with a Kane spot, and he's been the focus week in and week out. The only X-factor is Shane-O-Mac. I can definitely see Shane getting involved, but I still think it would not make sense for Kane to lose after all the recent hype. Either way, I expect RVD to carry this match, as Kane couldn't string together 2 moves if he memorized them.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon

Mac Is Back

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:I just wouldn't be true to myself if I didn't go with Shane-O-Mac. He's a true entertainer and will put on a great show, even against Bischoff.
Result:Shane McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:I'm an Angle fan, but that has nothing to do with my pick. The title went from Brock to Show to Angle to Brock to Angle. The question about who will win here boils down to when this game of hot potato will end. This feud will no doubt continue with Kurt as the face and Brock as the heel, so this is not likely to be the last title match between these two in the near future. But how long can Kurt fend off Brock? If HHH drops his title to Goldberg in the Raw main event, it's possible the heel can come out on top here. On the other hand, Brock already took the title from Kurt at WrestleMania the last time they were 1 on 1, and it's not like the WWE to keep switching the title around so much. I say Kurt retains.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Rhyno vs. Tajiri

Fatal 4 Way for the U.S. Title

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:Unlike the WWE Title, I expect this title to make the rounds. People never hold these lesser belts for very long, and Benoit could use a strap.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

A-Train (Albert) vs. Undertaker

A-Train's Last Ride?

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Taker has been jobbing a lot lately, but he usually comes through in the big PPVs. I think A-Train has a beating coming to him because of all his recent interfering.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Zach Gowen vs. Matt Hardy

Zach's PPV Match V2 vs Mattitude V1

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:Lately I'm getting the impression that it's Zach's role to make a good showing and come up short. I guess it makes sense. I don't think he wants any special treatment, and he's just too new and too small to be beating established superstars.
Result:Matt Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boys

Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:La Resistance
Prophecy:Too much has been going La Resistance's way lately. The Dudleys can only get beat up so many times in a row. Therefore I think the Dudleys will beat the crap out of La Resistance and leave them lying in the ring at SummerSlam. However, I think La Resistance will pick up the cheap victory first.
Result:La Resistance wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 4th among Wise Ones for this event.