Prophecies of The Cousin

SummerSlam 2003


Elimination Chamber Match

6 Men for the World Championship

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:I'd like to believe this is the one where the strip the belt of of HHHHHHH, but there's none of these fools have gotten the push needed.
Result:Triple H wins
1 Point Awarded

Kane vs. Rob Van Dam

Friendship Gone Bad

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:RVD will win in the process of a major ass-kickin' that will draw Shane or someone else random out from the back... point being, this will not be a match.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon

Mac Is Back

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:This match is sucking my will to live. I can't NOT care about it enough. Who's wrestling career is really in need of this push. I vote McMahon, cause they always beat down on Bischoff just on principle.
Result:Shane McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:The REAL Brock hasn't developed fully yet. Give Kurt enough month or two with the belt, then Brock will get it back.
Result:Kurt Angle wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Rhyno vs. Tajiri

Fatal 4 Way for the U.S. Title

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I have no idea, i havne't paid a lick of attention to this match setup. Just voting for my favorite.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

A-Train (Albert) vs. Undertaker

A-Train's Last Ride?

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Squashing oppontents in put-over matches is "Vintage Undertaker"
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Zach Gowen vs. Matt Hardy

Zach's PPV Match V2 vs Mattitude V1

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:Can you really lose to this kid? I mean really.
Result:Matt Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boys

Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Dudley Boys
Prophecy:3000 French died from the heat this summer in Paris, with air conditions. Nobody died in New York when the power went out. Kudos to Americans for not rolling over and dying like the French.
Result:La Resistance wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.