Prophecies of Verbal

SummerSlam 2003


Elimination Chamber Match

6 Men for the World Championship

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:GOLDBERG... this guy has 2 stay undiffeted... his like the biggest selling product ever.... Let's look at the facts shall we? The Rock-beaten, Y2J- Beaten X2, 3-minute warrning- Beaten... This man is unstoperble... Well... If only they had Rick Flair in this match then they could all die together...oh well... i would like Shawn to win but i think he is better where his is (right now) and anyway...then Goldberg can V the big dogs like RVD and kane and Michals and Nash...as apose to storm and 3 minute wrnining and other B-card westlers....WORD LIFE!
Result:Triple H wins
0 Points Awarded

Kane vs. Rob Van Dam

Friendship Gone Bad

Prediction:Rob Van Dam
Prophecy:Come on people where has your faith gone? This is MR.PPV his a Chair-Smashing!, Frog-Splashing!, Ying and yanging!, dude named... Rob..Van..Dam... and of course there is Shane-O-Mac! so... HERE COMES THE...pa...MONEY!!!!!! ~WORD LIFE!~
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Eric Bischoff vs. Shane McMahon

Mac Is Back

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:The Mac Daddy all the way.... this guy has wings..... And HE can skip! "what that in the sky? is a bird is it a plane? no! FOOL! it's a "super" MAc... WORD LIFE!
Result:Shane McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Benoit vs. Rhyno vs. Tajiri

Fatal 4 Way for the U.S. Title

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:THis is a though one between benoit and Rhyno.... but The Crippler needs some gold!!! and The Crossface is a mean move... in fact i think all 4 finishers involved are MEAN but.... i think it will go down like so... Rhyno GORES chris... tajiri Buzz killers Rhyno... Tajjiri is Frog splashed... from the frog splash Eddie is easy pickings for the crossface.... ~word life!~
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

A-Train (Albert) vs. Undertaker

A-Train's Last Ride?

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS THIS????!!!! a legand Undertaker.... V a jobber at best A-train? i mean how much can they push A-Train and Big Show? when will they get there shit wrestlers? ~word LIfe!~
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Kurt Angle vs. Brock Lesnar

WWE Championship

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Lesnar will pick up the win.... he is a heel and a very good one at that... And Mr. Macmahon and that he draws Big crowds.... ~word life~
Result:Kurt Angle wins
0 Points Awarded

Zach Gowen vs. Matt Hardy

Zach's PPV Match V2 vs Mattitude V1

Prediction:Matt Hardy
Prophecy:I don't like Matt Hardy.... I always prifered Jeff... but his gone.... so like Matt will proberly win... unsless they want 2 push Zach which i don't think... And Zach yet 2 win a match... but it isan't for the title so... you never know... but i'm also going with Matt for good reason... he has both legs... ~word life~
Result:Matt Hardy wins
1 Point Awarded

La Resistance vs. The Dudley Boys

Raw Tag Team Championship

Prediction:La Resistance
Prophecy:THis one is a eough 1... I think the dudley could pull out the win... but the newet member of La Resistance could play a big part..... I just have a gut feeling.... that DEM DAMM DUDLEYS will lose.... but i think they will get wood... the frogys that is. The new member proberly.... it could be like a really shot title reign for the dudleys... like last time... ~word life~
Result:La Resistance wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 9th among Wise Ones for this event.