Prophecies of Memento mori

Royal Rumble 2023


Men's Royal Rumble Match

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Seems likely Cody wins this but I can see Seth Rollins and even Sami Zayn winning. WWE better not fuck this up by having someone like Brock Lesnar or The Rock win it.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
1 Point Awarded

Women's Royal Rumble Match

Prediction:A Last Minute Entry (f)
Prophecy:Tough one to pick but Alundra Blayze has gone on record saying she wants Rhea in a retirement match so maybe her or Beth Phoenix make an appearance and eliminate her. This is probably the hardest match to predict and quite honestly any one of these women can win it.
Result:Rhea Ripley wins
0 Points Awarded

Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens

Undisputed WWE Universal Championship

Prediction:Roman Reigns
Prophecy:Why?
Result:Roman Reigns wins
1 Point Awarded

Bray Wyatt vs. LA Knight

Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match

Prediction:Bray Wyatt
Prophecy:A loss for Bray Wyatt would NOT BE GOOD. Having said that, LA Knight (underrated as hell) is getting a push he deserves. Uncle Howdy redeems himself here helping Wyatt win, only to cross him (possibly?) later on SmackDown.
Result:Bray Wyatt wins
1 Point Awarded

Bianca Belair vs. Alexa Bliss

WWE Raw Women's Championship

Prediction:Bianca Belair
Prophecy:Good to see Alexa in the title picture again, but she's going back to the shitty character from before. Either way I think the winner of the women's Royal Rumble will challenge Charlotte Flair.
This is my lock.
Result:Bianca Belair wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)
Total Points: 4 (+1 Bonus Point)

4 Points Earned | 80% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.