Prophecies of The Funktopus
Money in the Bank 2023
Men's Money in the Bank Ladder MatchFor a Men's Championship Match ContractPrediction:LA Knight
Prophecy:YEAH.
I would like to think it would be Priests to lose, especially post Bad Bunny match, but I think he can solidly shoot up via his own stories when I think this would be strapping the rocket to Knight.
They had to pump fake boos a few weeks back, just to cover how over he is so imma take him here.
Result:Damian Priest wins
0 Points Awarded
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Women's Money in the Bank Ladder MatchFor a Women's Championship Match ContractPrediction:Zelina Vega
Prophecy:I switched my mind. Originally I thought a deep toss to Iyo would split Damage Control for good, but it seems Smackdown is gonna handle that for me.
Zelina has been too, too hot lately, her push is coming.
Result:Iyo Sky wins
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Seth Rollins vs. Finn BalorWorld Heavyweight ChampionshipPrediction:Seth Rollins
Prophecy:Rollins losing here would kill everything they've done with him for a month plus. He's bringing some legitimacy to the World title picture while Romans cooking the heel life on Fridays.
Aside from that, Rollins is insanely hot right now. His song is drowning out promos. Handing Finn the belt right away seems cheap to all the main work Raws been doing.
Rollins wins and I don't see it being close.
This is my lock.
Result:Seth Rollins wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)
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Cody Rhodes vs. Dominik MysterioPrediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Adrenaline, in my soul.
If he loses here it's over for Cody Rhodes.
But for real, short of a Brock interfere, this is basically keeping Cody warm till Summerslam. And honestly, I don't see Cody eating B2B losses at a PLE.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
1 Point Awarded
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Total Points: 2 (+1 Bonus Point)
2 Points Earned | 50% Accurate