Prophecies of The Cousin

Prophecy:I would say chance in bloody hell if I hadn't read the inside scoop about HHH needing a little TLC time to heal that groin and honeymoon. Goldburg's getting a window.

Prophecy:What are the odds this one will end cleanly? Randy will win, but thanks to some ringside shenanigans

Prophecy:Did you hear the preview of Al an Coach on Monday? How many times can Coach say "puppies" in one breath!

Prophecy:Who the hell cares? This match is one month too late, should have been at SummerSlam, instead of the overplayed RVD fued. Kane will win, cause there is little point in jobbing to Shane.

Prophecy:Time to put the French in their place.

Prophecy:Poor Test, poor Stacy. This is worse that tag team limbo. This storyline was dead SIX MONTHS AGO.

Prophecy:Christian is better when whining, hard to do when you have the belt. Jericho doesn't need jewelry to be a star, and despite his sloppy in-ring of recent, they have been showing some love to RVD, it's belt time.

Prophecy:Give the kids what they want. Personally, I will take more Gail Kim. Yummmm, but the rest of the world want Lita and Trish.