Prophecies of DuffMan

Unforgiven 2003

Triple H vs. Goldberg

HHH's Title vs Goldberg's Career: Title Changes on DQ and Count-Out

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:Gold-douche to win this one
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels

Legend Killer vs Legend

Prediction:Randy Orton
Prophecy:Cant wait for this match! Im just tingling with anticipation, almost as much as the JR/Lawler Vs Coach Al Snow match
Result:Randy Orton wins
1 Point Awarded

J.R. & King vs. Al Snow & Coach

Winners are the Broadcast Team on Raw

Prediction:J.R. & King
Prophecy:Unfortunately the Paedophile who likes kiddies with "puppies" and the human genetic experiment to clone a giant sac of shit, also known as JR will triumph over the lesser known Coach and even less known Al Snow
Result:Al Snow & Coach win
0 Points Awarded

Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley vs. La Resistance & Rob Conway

6 Man Table Match

Prediction:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley
Prophecy:May Dallah have mercy on these mortals, as my rod will not
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
1 Point Awarded

Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Molly Holly & Gail Kim

Lita Returns

Prediction:Lita & Trish Stratus
Prophecy:Hot n Spicy VS No tits and wide hips - Im for Hot n Spicy n this one....cant think why
Result:Lita & Trish Stratus win
1 Point Awarded

Test vs. Scott Steiner

Winner Gets Stacy's "sevices" (and this time Freak-zilla's too)

Prediction:Test
Prophecy:No, The correct answer is WHO GIVES A SHIT?
Result:Test wins
1 Point Awarded

Christian vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rob Van Dam

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Christian
Prophecy:As much as this will be one of the very FEW decent matches in this match, next only being Kane/Shane i believe has potential to steal the show - Christian for this, as Jericho always gets screwed and RVD nearly killed HHH (cant have him getting anywhere now can we, when he nearly did everyone a favour)
Result:Christian wins
1 Point Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. Kane

Last Man Standing Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Shane is good, Kane is not - But for matter of story line and building up this "monster" then unfortunately one must concur that Kane will win this match
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.