Prophecies of NISMOMO

Unforgiven 2003


Triple H vs. Goldberg

HHH's Title vs Goldberg's Career: Title Changes on DQ and Count-Out

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:Yo! Will someone please tell me the last time Triple Fag actually wrested in a match?!?!? Dude is weak!!! The reason that he has to always have 2 or 3 other jokesters around him is because the ass can't do anything on his own. The story line is whack right now. Summer Slam was a joke and Vince should be ashamed for charging money for that shit! We all know that Triple Nose is crammed up Vince's ass so far that he can't breathe, but this is ridiculous. Give Goldberg the title already and lets move on. Golberg has helped carry wrestling into the future, and now it's time to give something back......starting with the title at Unforgiven! I have spoken!
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Randy Orton vs. Shawn Michaels

Legend Killer vs Legend

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:Michaels will win with Mick Foley's help. Write it down.
Result:Randy Orton wins
0 Points Awarded

J.R. & King vs. Al Snow & Coach

Winners are the Broadcast Team on Raw

Prediction:J.R. & King
Prophecy:no brainer. Coach is extaordinarilly gay. I'm with the one's who think this match is a waste of time.
Result:Al Snow & Coach win
0 Points Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. Kane

Last Man Standing Match

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:it's gotta be little Shaney here with a little help from Mommy.
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley vs. La Resistance & Rob Conway

6 Man Table Match

Prediction:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley
Prophecy:who cares? And who the fuck are these Frenchy fags anyway?
Result:Bubba Ray, D-Von, & Spike Dudley win
1 Point Awarded

Test vs. Scott Steiner

Winner Gets Stacy's "sevices" (and this time Freak-zilla's too)

Prediction:Scott Steiner
Prophecy:gotta go with Freakzilla here. Honestly, does anyone actually care as long as we get to see Stacy wearing almost nothing?
Result:Test wins
0 Points Awarded

Christian vs. Chris Jericho vs. Rob Van Dam

Triple Threat Match for the Intercontinental Title

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Jericho is over-due. He'll take the "who care's" belt home.
Result:Christian wins
0 Points Awarded

Lita & Trish Stratus vs. Molly Holly & Gail Kim

Lita Returns

Prediction:Lita & Trish Stratus
Prophecy:unless they wrestle naked........who cares.
Result:Lita & Trish Stratus win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 38% Accurate

Ranked 10th among Wise Ones for this event.

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