Prophecies of The Funktopus

SummerSlam 2024


CM Punk vs. Drew McIntyre

Seth Rollins as Ref

Prediction:Drew McIntyre
Prophecy:I've flip flopped about this all week. Drew has had one small victory and Punk has screwed him on a larger scale. Short of a jaw dropping AJ Lee run in, I see Drew taking the W but the feud continuing.
Result:Drew McIntyre wins
1 Point Awarded

Logan Paul vs. LA Knight

WWE United States Championship

Prediction:LA Knight
Prophecy:We've bided our time, we've waited for the full build, it's time to pull the trigger on Knight. Looking forward to seeing Logan get punked.
Result:LA Knight wins
1 Point Awarded

Sami Zayn vs. Bron Breakker

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Prediction:Bron Breakker
Prophecy:While I've enjoyed Sami's time as champion and how he's helped elevate the belt, Bron is clearly the future and it's time for a new monster holding the belt. Bron goes over tonight.
Result:Bron Breakker wins
1 Point Awarded

Liv Morgan vs. Rhea Ripley

Women's World Championship

Prediction:Liv Morgan
Prophecy:The dumbest booking decision of 2024 would be giving Rhea the belt back RIGHT now. Rhea's injury helped let them create new competition in Raws women's division. This story ends if Rhea squashes Liv tonight. Liv has been solid, let her move forward.
This is my lock.
Result:Liv Morgan wins
1 Point Awarded (+1 bonus point)

Bayley vs. Nia Jax

WWE Women's Championship

Prediction:Bayley
Prophecy:Part of me believes it's an Nia win with a Tiffy cash in, but I can also see it happening on Bayley to keep the story cooking further on. Either way, I suspect it's Tiffy Time.
Result:Nia Jax wins
0 Points Awarded

Damian Priest vs. Gunther

World Heavyweight Championship

Prediction:Damian Priest
Prophecy:This could honestly go either way. It's probably one of the only matches I've felt could be viable either way. I feel Gunther is crowned in Berlin in front of a hometown crowd, and I'd like to see Priest have one more clean victory, people have put too much disrespect on his reign.
Result:Gunther wins
0 Points Awarded

Cody Rhodes vs. Solo Sikoa

Undisputed WWE Championship

Prediction:Cody Rhodes
Prophecy:Clearly the main story here is Roman v Solo and I'm sure Roman's return will happen by the end of Bloodline Rules tonight, but simply put, it will take a character of colossal stature and popularity in order to end Cody's run. Solo, right now? Sadly isn't him. Rhodes retains.
Result:Cody Rhodes wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 5 (+1 Bonus Point)

5 Points Earned | 71% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.