Prophecies of JuviFan

Survivor Series 2003


Undertaker vs. Vince McMahon

Buried Alive

Prediction:Vince McMahon
Prophecy:Vince McMahon will bury the Deadman, and put over his own ego. Massive interference will ensure it, much like when Yokozuna beat the Undertaker in a casket match.
Result:Vince McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. Kane

Ambulance Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:Kane _has_ to win this. It would be just so idiotic to have Kane lose to Shane. Kane is supposed to be the number two heel on Raw, so a loss here would just be insane.
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Lita vs. Molly Holly

Women's Championship

Prediction:Lita
Prophecy:Lita winning here is a no-brainer. Molly is doing a great job as the Women's Champion, but Lita is the most over female in the WWE, and the WWE is going to cash in their chips now with her. As for whoever said that Lita is the best female wrestler alive, the Death Valley Driver Newsletter didn't even put her in the top 100 (they are snobs tho). Personally, I find her hot as hell and she's a great character, but her wrestling is about 7th in the WWE, behind Molly, Victoria, Trish, Jazz, Jacqueline, and Ivory's, in that order.
Result:Molly Holly wins
0 Points Awarded

Goldberg vs. Triple H

World Championship Rematch

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:Goldberg is going to win somehow. Triple H has a low-budget movie to film, and he's going to be gone for a couple months, so I think it's pretty much a given that Goldberg will retain.
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Tajiri vs. Jamie Noble

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Tajiri
Prophecy:Tajiri is doing a great job right now, and I've heard Vince is very high on him right now, and Noble really isn't that over with the crowd, so Tajiri will retain with help from his friends. Hopefully they'll be given a good ten minutes to actually wrestle, but I doubt it.
Result:Tajiri wins
1 Point Awarded

The Basham Brothers vs. Los Guerreros

Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Basham Brothers
Prophecy:Bashams will win, setting up a Chavo/Eddie feud. Bashams will go on to feud with the World's Greatest Tag Team.
Result:The Basham Brothers wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle's Team vs Lesnar's Team

Tough Little Guys vs. Big-Ass Dudes - Elimination Match

Prediction:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena
Prophecy:What some of the people who are giving predictions are forgetting is that wrestling is fake, or "predetermined" if you want to be all PC about it. Cena is the rising star of Smackdown and he's going to get the decisive pin fall, as Jones and Morgan will start paying their dues.
Result:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena win
1 Point Awarded

Bischoff's Team vs Austin's Team

Austin's Job vs. His Right to Whoop Ass

Prediction:Jericho, Christian, Steiner, Henry, & Orton
Prophecy:I saved this one until last, as I don't think the Raw creative team themselves have made up their mind here. Latest rumor is that Austin may be going to Smackdown, tho nothing is set in stone. Nonetheless Austin being able to kick everyone's ass will guarantee huge ratings for Monday Night Raw. On the other hand one of the final three matches (2 SS matches and Goldberg/HHH), so I'm going to guess it's going to be this one.
Result:Jericho, Christian, Steiner, Henry, & Orton win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 88% Accurate

Ranked 1st among Wise Ones for this event.