Prophecies of The Cousin

Prophecy:Gotta respect Vince. I don't see Michael Eisner or Jack Welsh or any other CEOs putting their life on the line to boost revenues. Then again, if you are buried alive, I suppose your life isn't on the line. Hmmm.

Prophecy:Shane invited Kane to a romantic dinner and walked out before Kane even had time to order. You tell me who the real monster here is.

Prophecy:McMahon take a memo: It is easier to teach a hottie to wrestle (Gail Kim) then to make a wrestler seem like a hottie (Lita). You can keep your talented notties, but dont' sell me they belong on the Diva's Calendar.

Prophecy:It's a shame for HHHHHHH there is no First Family of Hollywood. He can't break into movies, cause there's no bang-the-bosses-daughter fastlane out in LA. It helps, but there's still a talent factor, he's never thought to work on. Welcome back to your personal hell, here's your belt we were holding for you.

Prophecy:Props to going back old school with the Survivor Series, but did you have to lock up two belts in this match? And why does BigShow even have the US belt. He's way to huge for that circuit, and he's not having to defend it... not once!

Prophecy:It's sad when your programs biggest draw is a ex-wrestler turned GM. Austin carries this program, biggest face they've got and they've got his hands tied. Time to let Austin open up the can of WhoopAss

Prophecy:Quietly making a case for one of the longer title holders of the modern area, while actually defending it fairly routinely. And with his hoodlems now to run interference, he'll be holding onto this belt for a while.

Prophecy:Don't bite Wrestling public. Your cheer today for the Los Guerreros victory only would perpetuates Eddie's stay of executiion in TagTeam hell. Get him back to the main card already. You need him there now that you've reduced all your other Smackdown contenders to mediocrity.