Prophecies of Duck Flotus

Survivor Series 2003


Undertaker vs. Vince McMahon

Buried Alive

Prediction:Vince McMahon
Prophecy:Could be quite a brutal match - looking forward to a repeat of the Royal Rumble taker v yokozuna match where loads of people kick the hell out of taker so he can come back looking more evil and less alive looking.
Result:Vince McMahon wins
1 Point Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. Kane

Ambulance Match

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:He's just so evil! Needs to continue the mean streak by hospitalising Shane and then going on to take out Goldberg (after Dave Batista is done).
Result:Kane wins
1 Point Awarded

Lita vs. Molly Holly

Women's Championship

Prediction:Lita
Prophecy:This is the match we're all really forward to tonight!!
Result:Molly Holly wins
0 Points Awarded

Goldberg vs. Triple H

World Championship Rematch

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:Expecting Triple H to lose two main events in a row would be like expecting a classic wrestling match from Kronik. They've totally sold the Goldberg shin injury and i imagine Trips is missing the belt already. If Goldberg manages to retain the title i doubt it'll be by a clean pinfall victory.
Result:Goldberg wins
0 Points Awarded

Angle's Team vs Lesnar's Team

Tough Little Guys vs. Big-Ass Dudes - Elimination Match

Prediction:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena
Prophecy:Like Raw, the Smackdown results suggest Team Lesnar will win this but whenever i bet against Angle i lose out!!
Result:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena win
1 Point Awarded

Bischoff's Team vs Austin's Team

Austin's Job vs. His Right to Whoop Ass

Prediction:HBK, Booker T, RVD, & the Dudley Boys
Prophecy:The way Raw ended it would appear that Bischoff's team will win, but just can't see Austin off Raw.
Result:Jericho, Christian, Steiner, Henry, & Orton win
0 Points Awarded

Tajiri vs. Jamie Noble

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Tajiri
Prophecy:Potentially excellent match, Tajiri's new found friends will help him out in this one.
Result:Tajiri wins
1 Point Awarded

The Basham Brothers vs. Los Guerreros

Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Los Guerreros
Prophecy:Because if they don't win the Bashams would still be tag champs.
Result:The Basham Brothers wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.