Prophecies of TaKeRrOcKs

Survivor Series 2003


Undertaker vs. Vince McMahon

Buried Alive

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:vince is a fag with the big show and paul heyman... don't forget brock lesnar and A-train... they all suck ass
Result:Vince McMahon wins
0 Points Awarded

Shane McMahon vs. Kane

Ambulance Match

Prediction:Shane McMahon
Prophecy:kane can't win all of his matches against shane
Result:Kane wins
0 Points Awarded

Lita vs. Molly Holly

Women's Championship

Prediction:Lita
Prophecy:molly's fat and lita's not
Result:Molly Holly wins
0 Points Awarded

Goldberg vs. Triple H

World Championship Rematch

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:triple h is getting married soon and it would be crappy for the business if triple h is the champion again
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Angle's Team vs Lesnar's Team

Tough Little Guys vs. Big-Ass Dudes - Elimination Match

Prediction:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena
Prophecy:something or someone is going to interfere and cost team lesnar the match oh yeah cool man jan is a stupid fag
Result:Angle, Benoit, Holly, Bradshaw, & Cena win
1 Point Awarded

Bischoff's Team vs Austin's Team

Austin's Job vs. His Right to Whoop Ass

Prediction:HBK, Booker T, RVD, & the Dudley Boys
Prophecy:HELLO! how is team bitch..off supposed to win against the showstopper , the 5 time,5 time, 5 time , 5 time ,5time WCW champion, the whole damn show and the best tag team of all time team austin is going to waste those ass clowns . the tocc i couldn't say it better my self
Result:Jericho, Christian, Steiner, Henry, & Orton win
0 Points Awarded

Tajiri vs. Jamie Noble

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Tajiri
Prophecy:he's got ugly friends in high places
Result:Tajiri wins
1 Point Awarded

The Basham Brothers vs. Los Guerreros

Tag Team Championship

Prediction:The Basham Brothers
Prophecy:they always pull the old switcharoo and they got the amazon shaniqua with them. besides eddie and chavo are building a feud for armaggeddon
Result:The Basham Brothers wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 6th among Wise Ones for this event.