Prophecies of The Cousin

Prophecy:Get this jobber out of here so we can focus on a real match with Goldberg at WMXX.

Prophecy:It's nice to help your friends to the ultimo babyface pop, but it's time for Shawn to go as well, he won't win, and HHH is already gearing up for the fued with Benoit.

Prophecy:I like the thinking of a double win of Goldberg and Benoit, both getting title shots, on the opposite show. BTW, why is Big Show in this? Not only does he have a clear size advantage, but he's also got THE US TITLE TO DEFEND! IS HE EVER GOING TO HAVE TO DEFEND THAT BLOODY THING?!?!?!!?

Prophecy:Where exactly is Batista's place on the "evolution"-ary chart? Flair > HHHH > Orton... that much I get, so where does DAVE fit in? As the reigning tag champ, they'll keep these for a bit longer, and good for them, tag belts turnover way too often.

Prophecy:Jamie Noble?! What the hell??!?!?! What a waste of time this is. He's not ready, he's not over, he's not interesting. Nor will this match be. Bury him quick Rey.

Prophecy:It's gotta be Chavo, otherwise it's down to the farm league. This split is a huge gamble for the Chavster. He needs to prove his ability to stand alone, and I don't think he's interesting enough to handle it, but the WWE will give him his shot.