Prophecies of DuffMan

Prophecy:A match with about as much entertainment as watching paint dry and meaning that rivals that of the Kerrang (Dallah be with you)- with any luck in 6 months time people will remember this match for brock lesnar vs Holly who? And of course, were all looking forward to the devastating Alabama slam now arnt we.

Prophecy:Trips is now back "fighting fit" or the closest thing a sloth would call action - however, Shawn Michaels will, as usual make a superb performance and at least this year he wont get screwed over in the rumble!

Prophecy:GOOOOOOOOLD-DOOOOOOOOOUCHE GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD-DOOOOOOOOOOOUCHE

Prophecy:Im going with Ric and Dave, since they need a decent title run to make the titles seem worthwhile, no doubt ill be wrong as the superb act of gravity defying moves - also known as the 3d bomb shall put an end to any of ric flairs breasts or WOOOO's

Prophecy:A match that shouldnt even be allowed on Smackdown and instead due for a Velocity taping. A competitor such as Akio would make this far more entertaining.

Prophecy:I thank Eddie Murphy for his inspiration for the name "edd-ee" in his stand up comedy. I would like edd-ee to win this one, as hes good and the only reason that Burito eatin bast**d of a nephew is where he is, is becos of Edd-ee. "I want half Edd-ee"