Prophecies of JuviFan

Royal Rumble 2004


Brock Lesnar vs. Hardcore Holly

WWE Championship

Prediction:Brock Lesnar
Prophecy:Brock should, and _will_ beat Holly. Holly does not even deserve to be in this match and will simply be fed to Lesnar to help rebuild his monster image. Honestly, Holly may have developed slightly above average mic skills in the year he was on the injured list, but he is a bland, dull wrestler who isn't over with the crowd and who is a poor human being. Plus the way he was injured was completely his fault and was an example of instant kharma considering he was sandbagging Brock's powerbomb to try and make him look bad. Holly is one of only four wrestlers on either Raw or Smackdown I would outright fire. [/rant] Anyway, it's also a no brainer that Holly will lose.
Result:Brock Lesnar wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Jamie Noble

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Noble is only semi-over right now and is slightly less over than Tajiri or Chavo, who as far as I know is slated to come to the cruiserweight division after losing to uncle Eddie. It's arguable that Jamie could be a transitional champion but there would be no other real babyface contenders for the title other than Rey, so it would just be Rey winning the title back on Thursday if he did happen to win. Anyway, look for Nidia to turn on Jamie and join Rey. Btw, isn't Rey supposed to be married on-screen as well as in real life? They've shown his real life wife at ringside every time he's in San Diego.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Chavo Guerrero

La Familia, Homes

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:I believe the original plan was for this to be a longer feud, but the WWE smartly is making this simply a transition for bigger and better things for Eddie Guerrero, who is one of the most over people on Smackdown. Eddie is destined to be a main-eventer and will probably feud with a heel Kurt Angle after this. The dirtsheets are pretty unambiguous about this one. Look for Eddie to win clean here.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels

World Championship - Last Man Standing

Prediction:Triple H
Prophecy:This match is almost as hard to call as the Royal Rumble, since reportedly Raw's booking team is going back and forth about this one. Even though Shawn Michaels is the only person Triple H will willingly job to, I'm of the opinion right now that Triple H will go into Wrestlemania holding the belt, so look for him to retain here.
Result:Draw
0 Points Awarded

The Royal Rumble

15 Raw and 15 Smackdown Superstars for a WrestleMania Title Shot

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:There are really only two serious contenders for the belt here, Goldberg and Chris Benoit. Other than that Cena possibly has an outside shot. The logical answer would be for Benoit to outlast all 29 other men and go over huge, plus it's already pretty much confirmed he's going to Raw (even though Smackdown needs him a hell of a lot more), but I'm thinking Goldberg will win come in at the end and clean house to build up to his match with Lesnar, even though he will be gone after Wrestlemania 20, and having him come in at #30 is just so he won't take away but so much heat from the other competitors. Also, the WWE has never had the confidence to invest that much in Benoit anyway. Anyway, look for both Goldberg to go to Smackdown and Benoit to go to Raw after this.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded

The Dudley Boys vs. Flair & Batista

Tables Match for the World Tag Team Titles

Prediction:Flair & Batista
Prophecy:Do the Dudleyz really need to be tag champs again so soon? They've already been there like 20 times so far. Nonetheless, sadly they are the only babyface tag team on Raw right now that are also credible champions. Look for them to get screwed and for the feud to continue.
Result:Flair & Batista win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 4

4 Points Earned | 67% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.