Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I feel bad for Benoit. He deserves the main event spot, and it sucks that it was cheapened by this triple threat crap. I hope he makes Triple Ego tap, but here's what will probably happen. Benoit will make Michaels tap to the crossface, making HHH bitch and moan for the next few weeks about how he never lost and should still be champion. Then Benoit will face him one on one at Backlash in Edmonton and beat him soundly in front of his home crowd.

Prophecy:Upon further consideration, I'm going with Eddie. With Eddie coming up short week after week, he's definitely favored to pull off a win in the big match. Plus, he just got the belt for the first time so maybe he'll retain for a little while.

Prophecy:Stone Cold wanted the referee spot *before* Brock gave him the F5, which to me means he's looking for revenge from that inadvertent spear he received. But an F5 later and now it looks like he'll be an equal opportunity ass kicker in this match. I still think he'll help Brock win. Then if Goldberg decides to come back, he'll have some beef with Austin for a possible future "dream match" ala rock vs hogan. Incidentally, everyone knows that this is supposedly Goldberg's last match with the WWE, so he probably won't win. However, in breaking news, this may be Brock's last match as well. Apparently he's going to pursue a career in the NFL! I sh*t you not! Then again, it could all be a work...

Prophecy:Cena is hot and will definitely get some gold around his waist. Frankly I'm surprised Show held the US Title for so long.

Prophecy:In all his years, the Undertaker is undefeated at WrestleMania. Plus this is his comeback match. There's no way he's going to lose.

Prophecy:Who cares who wins? This is the gratuitous T & A match of Mania, and we're all winners no matter who comes out on top.

Prophecy:Molly just lost the strap. I don't think she'll get it back so fast. Plus, it makes better TV for Molly to get her head shaved. It would be so disapointing if the match went the other way. Victoria is on top of the world right now and will take this one.

Prophecy:This is a tough one. Christian has been getting the upper hand a lot lately, which would give the edge to Trish's knight in shining elevator boots. However, I believe this feud is just starting. It's been built up way too long for it to end with one match, even if it is at Mania. So, since this is not a feud ending match, it could easily go either way. A win by Christian would prolongue the feud. I'm changing my prediction to the CLB.

Prophecy:I've gotta go with the fan favorites here, despite them being on the short end of the handicap. Mick has taken plenty of abuse at the hands of evolution, and he's due for some revenge at Mania.

Prophecy:I'm going to choose from the original 10 options on this one. With the way the cruiserweight title switches hands, I wouldn't be surprised if Chavo lost the title this quickly. However, nobody has been built up enough recently to take the belt from him except for Rey, and he just lost the title a few weeks ago. It's probably too soon for another Rey run. Remember, this is an elimination match, so Chavo only has to face the winner out of 10 guys, and whoever that is will be at a disadvantage from being worn out. I say Chavo retains.

Prophecy:"It All Begins Again". It's time for a new team to shine. Booker T and RVD are singles competitors serving only as transient champions. It would be boring to have the Dudleys win another title, especially without any build up. La Resistance (v2.0) has almost no chance. And on top of all that, I don't have many heels winning matches. Jindrak and Cade, although they haven't been getting that much TV time lately compared to a few weeks ago, are my pick.

Prophecy:WMXX is about the new faces. The APA are old news. The Basham's just had their reign. And Rikishi and Scotty just plain suck. Maybe Scotty will accidentally get decapitated during this match. That would make my night. Anyway, WGTT are finally getting some mic time and put together some great matches. Benjamin and Haas all the way.