Prophecies of postnecromortem

WrestleMania XX 2004


Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels

Triple Threat Match for the World Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I hate benoit with all the passion within my soul, however...he will win because he is an asshole...
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle

WWE Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Kurt angle sucks majorly so he must lose. Hands down.
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg

Stone Cold as Special Guest Referee

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:I don't really care who wins, i depise both of these men so, screw em both!
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show vs. John Cena

U.S. Title Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:John Cena better win over big show, because big show is a huge fat ass who deserves nothing more then to get kicked out of the WWE and die of his over obesity.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Kane

Dead Man Wrestling

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:.... This was the hardest choice for me.... Kane rules, Undetaker rules. BUT it is the deadman, he H-A-S to win, otherwise my life will be incomplete and I will die a long slow painful horrifying death, because, Undertaker will not win, therefore, he must win.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Sable & Torrie vs. Jackie & Stacy

Playboy Evening Gown Match

Prediction:Jackie & Stacy
Prophecy:Well really I don't care who wins. I just wanna see tits and ass. So I guess i should hope Sable and Torrie win so I can see stacies ass....But, I would LOVE to see them in an issue of playboy....sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Result:Sable & Torrie win
0 Points Awarded

Victoria vs. Molly Holly

Women's Title or Molly's Hair

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:I HATE MOLLY HOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Result:Victoria wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Christian

Avenging Yoko

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:He wins because hes hotter then Christian. Plus Christian is a douche.
Result:Christian wins
0 Points Awarded

Orton, Batista, & Flair vs. The Rock & Sock Connection

Handicap Match

Prediction:Orton, Batista, & Flair
Prophecy:Uh, don't care. So yeah.
Result:Orton, Batista, & Flair win
1 Point Awarded

Cruiserweight Open

Elimination Match for the Cruiserweight Title

Prediction:Shannon Moore
Prophecy:To many people. Can't just choose, so I'll go for the short hot guy.
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

World Tag Team Titles Match

Raw's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:The Dudley Boys
Prophecy:DUDLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Result:Booker T & Rob Van Dam win
0 Points Awarded

WWE Tag Team Titles Match

Smackdown's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:The A.P.A.
Prophecy:Bradshaw \_/ -|-
Result:Rikishi & Scotty win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 50% Accurate

Ranked 13th among Wise Ones for this event.