Prophecies of The Ultimate Cigarette

WrestleMania XX 2004


Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels

Triple Threat Match for the World Championship

Prediction:Shawn Michaels
Prophecy:he got da moves.
Result:Chris Benoit wins
0 Points Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle

WWE Championship

Prediction:Kurt Angle
Prophecy:he's an american. he got da medals
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

Big Show vs. John Cena

U.S. Title Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:he cool man...and fast
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Kane

Dead Man Wrestling

Prediction:Kane
Prophecy:he's big, he crush undertaker, and then he give me cigarette
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Sable & Torrie vs. Jackie & Stacy

Playboy Evening Gown Match

Prediction:Jackie & Stacy
Prophecy:i like girls...and cigarettes
Result:Sable & Torrie win
0 Points Awarded

Victoria vs. Molly Holly

Women's Title or Molly's Hair

Prediction:Victoria
Prophecy:i dont vote not for no molly...mmmmm triple negative and cigarettes for a dollar
Result:Victoria wins
1 Point Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Christian

Avenging Yoko

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:i feel happy with cigaretts. Jericho=cigarettes
Result:Christian wins
0 Points Awarded

Orton, Batista, & Flair vs. The Rock & Sock Connection

Handicap Match

Prediction:The Rock & Sock Connection
Prophecy:foley is cigarettes. i need cigarettes. orton no cigarette. mmmm tables.
Result:Orton, Batista, & Flair win
0 Points Awarded

Cruiserweight Open

Elimination Match for the Cruiserweight Title

Prediction:Draw
Prophecy:i smoke the ring down with big cigarette and chavo. chavo aint never not going to not win title again. other suck = don't have cigarettes. mmmmm cruisercigarette
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

World Tag Team Titles Match

Raw's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:Conway & Dupree (la resistance 2)
Prophecy:they make me think of french cigarette. n'ye pa peur. bigg nife.
Result:Booker T & Rob Van Dam win
0 Points Awarded

WWE Tag Team Titles Match

Smackdown's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:Rikishi & Scotty
Prophecy:rikishi's fat like big and scotty is a hip hop cigarette and i dropped the old-time cigarette in ring to help them win cigarette match that way they give me more money to buy cigarettes.........Ok, ok, serioulsy the whole cigarette thing is because I personally feel that Wrestlemania had the potential to be the greatest event of all time. Now, it is just another PPV, albeit a 5-hour one. So, i'm not taking WMXX serioulsy at all, hence the cigarette thing. ~smoke me a good one~(.)(.)
Result:Rikishi & Scotty win
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 3

3 Points Earned | 27% Accurate

Ranked 26th among Wise Ones for this event.

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