Prophecies of Fikes

WrestleMania XX 2004


Triple H vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels

Triple Threat Match for the World Championship

Prediction:Chris Benoit
Prophecy:I've changed my mind. Christ Beniot Baby, that what's up! P.S. Triple H is really letting himself go with marriage, he's getting so chubby, he's almost a spitting image of Donal Logue off of I Love the 80's! Check for yourself, it's uncanny!
Result:Chris Benoit wins
1 Point Awarded

Eddie Guerrero vs. Kurt Angle

WWE Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Angle and Guerrero will have a helluva match, but having Eddie only hold the belt for a month cheapens what the belt is worth. He'll retain, at least until Judgement Day
Result:Eddie Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg

Stone Cold as Special Guest Referee

Prediction:Goldberg
Prophecy:Dammit Brock, why'd you have to get a stupid ass idea like the NFL in your head?!? I was the biggest Brock Lock fan (grew up in his hometown), but now he just seems like a douchebag to me....As much as I hate Goldberg, this is just to spite Lesnar.
Result:Goldberg wins
1 Point Awarded

Big Show vs. John Cena

U.S. Title Match

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Babyface Pop Fo Sho!
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Sable & Torrie vs. Jackie & Stacy

Playboy Evening Gown Match

Prediction:Sable & Torrie
Prophecy:The T & A Veterans are going to pick this win up....besides, who gives a flying fizzuck about Jackie Gayda??
Result:Sable & Torrie win
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Kane

Dead Man Wrestling

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Easy pick, Undertaker's undefeated streak is at hand!
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Victoria vs. Molly Holly

Women's Title or Molly's Hair

Prediction:Molly Holly
Result:Victoria wins
0 Points Awarded

Chris Jericho vs. Christian

Avenging Yoko

Prediction:Chris Jericho
Prophecy:Considering I'm a raging alcoholic, I mean Jericholic, It's a pretty easy pick in this one...
Result:Christian wins
0 Points Awarded

Orton, Batista, & Flair vs. The Rock & Sock Connection

Handicap Match

Prediction:The Rock & Sock Connection
Prophecy:With the numbers against them, I figure that another night of socko fun will be in store.
Result:Orton, Batista, & Flair win
0 Points Awarded

Cruiserweight Open

Elimination Match for the Cruiserweight Title

Prediction:Chavo Guerrero
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
1 Point Awarded

World Tag Team Titles Match

Raw's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade
Prophecy:Big Lance Cade fan here...err, I mean Garrison Cade fan....
Result:Booker T & Rob Van Dam win
0 Points Awarded

WWE Tag Team Titles Match

Smackdown's Fatal Fourway

Prediction:World's Greatest Tag Team
Prophecy:You know, ever since I first saw Shelton Benjamin in OVW, I knew he had potential....capturing the tag titles at Wrestlemania will prove exactly that.
Result:Rikishi & Scotty win
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 7

7 Points Earned | 58% Accurate

Ranked 7th among Wise Ones for this event.