Prophecies of The Cousin

Prophecy:The whole buildup has been Benoit v. Michaels. Which will line up a nice future brawl with those two for kicks, while we fanfare Edge back in to be the next star HHHHH buries.

Prophecy:Too soon to give it back to Angle. That would cement the notion that there is only one top star worthy of the belt and RAW is already using that storyline.

Prophecy:Brock's going on hiatus to get away from the meanies who he stepped on on the way to the top. Goldberg is money hungry and not getting paid. Who cares who wins this, we won't see either again for an eternity.

Prophecy:BIG SHOW IS DEFENDING THE US TITLE. IT'S ABOUT F---IN' TIME!!!!!!!!!

Prophecy:With HHHHHH / Benoit it's all legally binding contracts, but here, well, we'll assume the DEAD wrestler will show up. How does that work? Why not book Owen Hart in a match. This is so stupid.

Prophecy:So, we've seen them nude in Playboy, didn't we see one wearing just chocolate back at Halloween, and we're supposed to get excited their wearing prom dresses. I don't get this gimmick at all.

Prophecy:And speaking of not getting a gimmick... nobody cares if you loose your hair unless you are wrestling Barber Beefcake. Stop with these.

Prophecy:This was one of the best face turn and plots I've seen in a while, but the timing got botched and the whole thing went to crap. Damn shame, the three players are some of the best at giving promos.

Prophecy:You know what would be better than Rock and Sock? If we had a Rock or Sock among the active wrestlers. Who's stepping up to fill the voids these two have left by moving on?

Prophecy:This win is a consolation after the "All Guerreros rising to superstardom take a step forward. Not so fast, Chavo"

Prophecy:I don't like this pick one lick, but I can't understand why the Vanella Jobbers would even be in WM unless they are pulling the trigger on a real and undeserved push.

Prophecy:Now stay healthy dammit! I'm tired of seeing these belts around the waists of those other ass-clowns cause you bruised your spleen or whatever the hell keeps sidelining you both.