Prophecies of mothaf*cka
Judgment Day 2004
Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" LayfieldWWE ChampionshipPrediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie Guerrero bcuz he've been undefeated for that mothafuckin WWE Championship ever since he whooped Broack Lesnars ass at No Way mothafuckin Out!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded
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John Cena vs. Rene DupreeU.S. ChampionshipPrediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Kurt Angle is an asshole saying that a frenchman could make a good US Champion, my mothafuckin ass! John Cena will whoop his ass.
Mess with me, you die slow, and explode,
you wide load.
Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road
and I'm here to show everybody where I'm coming from.
Your ass looks like two packs of chewed bubble gum.
This battle is over, I know you can't win this.
You spend your time putting buffets out of business.
So please, freeze, you can't hang on these,
I get the dry heaves when I see your cottage cheese.
You got bad knees, plus you're obese.
Rene so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease.
SO please, it's over, don't bother trying,
call back Jared and get on Subway's diet.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded
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Undertaker vs. Booker TDead Man vs Booker ManPrediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Booker T thinks he can beat the deadman with fangs, feathers, and dirt from an unnamed coffin.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded
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Rico & Charlie Haas vs. Hardcore Holly & Billy GunnWWE Tag Team ChampionshipPrediction:Rico & Charlie Haas
Prophecy:i think that cuz i support gay power good 4 u rico
Result:Rico & Charlie Haas win
1 Point Awarded
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Jacqueline vs. Chavo GuerreroCruiserweight Championship - Chavo with 1 Hand Tied Behind His BackPrediction:Jacqueline
Prophecy:girl power!!!!
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded
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Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley BoysGet Air vs Get WoodPrediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:high flying is da shit
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded
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Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn MarieToken Diva MatchPrediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:as long if one of them flash i wont watch
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
1 Point Awarded
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Mordecai vs Unknown (TBA)Mordecai's DebutPrediction:Mordecai
Prophecy:everyone wins on their debut, shit
Result:Mordecai wins
1 Point Awarded
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Total Points: 6
6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate