Prophecies of mothaf*cka

Judgment Day 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Eddie Guerrero bcuz he've been undefeated for that mothafuckin WWE Championship ever since he whooped Broack Lesnars ass at No Way mothafuckin Out!
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Rene Dupree

U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Kurt Angle is an asshole saying that a frenchman could make a good US Champion, my mothafuckin ass! John Cena will whoop his ass. Mess with me, you die slow, and explode, you wide load. Your butt looks like twenty miles of bad road and I'm here to show everybody where I'm coming from. Your ass looks like two packs of chewed bubble gum. This battle is over, I know you can't win this. You spend your time putting buffets out of business. So please, freeze, you can't hang on these, I get the dry heaves when I see your cottage cheese. You got bad knees, plus you're obese. Rene so fat, when you sweat, you sweat grease. SO please, it's over, don't bother trying, call back Jared and get on Subway's diet.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. Booker T

Dead Man vs Booker Man

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:Booker T thinks he can beat the deadman with fangs, feathers, and dirt from an unnamed coffin.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Rico & Charlie Haas vs. Hardcore Holly & Billy Gunn

WWE Tag Team Championship

Prediction:Rico & Charlie Haas
Prophecy:i think that cuz i support gay power good 4 u rico
Result:Rico & Charlie Haas win
1 Point Awarded

Jacqueline vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship - Chavo with 1 Hand Tied Behind His Back

Prediction:Jacqueline
Prophecy:girl power!!!!
Result:Chavo Guerrero wins
0 Points Awarded

Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio vs. The Dudley Boys

Get Air vs Get Wood

Prediction:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:high flying is da shit
Result:Rob Van Dam & Rey Mysterio win
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Dawn Marie

Token Diva Match

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:as long if one of them flash i wont watch
Result:Torrie Wilson wins
1 Point Awarded

Mordecai vs Unknown (TBA)

Mordecai's Debut

Prediction:Mordecai
Prophecy:everyone wins on their debut, shit
Result:Mordecai wins
1 Point Awarded
Total Points: 6

6 Points Earned | 75% Accurate

Ranked 2nd among Wise Ones for this event.