Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:I really don't care who Benoit faces, as long as it's not HHH or HBK. He's got to have at least one successful 1 on 1 title defense without a third man sticking his nose in there. And what is Kane even doing in a title match? They stopped pushing him months ago, and he's already wrapped up in an angle with Lita and Matt. Benoit will prove himself by overcoming the two-matches-in-one-night disadvantage and beat Kane with a submission in the middle of the ring.

Prophecy:HHH won the last PPV match between these two at the Royal Rumble. They're friends and like to go tit for tat. This feud is so recycled. It feels like WWE is showing re-runs...

Prophecy:Yes, Shelton is on a roll. Yes, he has two wins over HHH. Yes, he has pinned Orton... twice. And yes, he is an up and coming superstar. However, I'm sorry to say that Shelton will not be winning the strap this time. Shelton's beatdown on the Raw before the pay-per-view almost made me change my mind, but I maintain that Orton will steal this one and the feud will continue.

Prophecy:Is it just me or has Victoria gotten kind of annoying in recent weeks? What's with the cheerleader dancing stuff? Gail has a few wins over Victoria, but she hasn't been pushed like an impending champion normally would be. Trish and Lita are in there just for flare. It's tough to tell with the women's title. Anything can happen. I say the cheerleader retains.

Prophecy:This match is mainly for comic relief, although Dinsmore is a very good wrestler. Eugene's winning streak will continue. Coach's undefeated pay-per-view streak, which is just a coincidence of trivial plot twists, will end.

Prophecy:There's no reason for Benoit to go back to holding 2 belts. That means there will be a disqualification or the third incarnation of La Resistance (yes dupree/grenier, dupree/conway, grenier/conway) will retain with a cheap pinfall. Right now I'm leaning towards the latter.

Prophecy:It would be really cool for Jericho to put Tyson Tomko over here, and launch his career right out of the starting gates. Based on what we've seen of Tomko so far, I don't think that will happen right away. Y2J will maintain his on-the-cusp-of-main-event status with a win here, probably via the Walls of Boston Crab.