Prophecies of Y2J03

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:I must say, JBL has come a long way since Judgement Day, but there is no way he is gonna win the title from Eddie. I mean come on. Bradshaw as WWE Champ? It is not hard to realize why RAW is considered the better brand. Just look at the no. 1 contenders of each brand: HHH for RAW, Bradshaw for SD. There is no comparison. The only chance he has is if M interferes, and feuds with Eddie.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:Cena is not moving on to WWE title contendership too quickly, and will retain the belt here. He's not main event yet, just look at how he's been FLATTENED by Taker the last 2 weeks!
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:Undertaker
Prophecy:This is a no-brainer. Listen to this storyline I thought of: Taker wins, Bearer becomes a statue (leaves WWE), and Taker goes on a "monster" type rampage on Heyman.
Result:Undertaker wins
1 Point Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Rey Mysterio
Prophecy:Rey Rey baby! Chavito sucks!
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
1 Point Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:Didn't they get over their "problems" when they teamed up at WM20?
Result:Sable wins
0 Points Awarded

Kenzo Suzuki vs. Billy Gunn

Kenzo's Pay Per View Debut

Prediction:Kenzo Suzuki
Prophecy:Another put-over. Jeez SD sucks! Makin' matches 4 days before a PPV. This match has NO PUNCH LINE!!!!! Anyway, Kenzo is gettin pushed, and will kick the Ass-Bag's ass.
Result:Kenzo Suzuki wins
1 Point Awarded

Mordecai vs. Hardcore Holly

Another Last Minute Feud

Prediction:Mordecai
Prophecy:Hahahaha remember the days when Holly was no. 1 contender? Now he's just a door-mat for other young stars. I love M's character and it kicks ass, and he will lay one hell of a beating on him. Once again, there is no punch-line for this match.
Result:Mordecai wins
1 Point Awarded

Luther Reigns vs. Charlie Haas

Who Gets the Push?

Prediction:Charlie Haas
Prophecy:Reigns is a shitty performer, Haas is very skilled. He's a bodyguard, not a wrestler. I'm really hoping that WWE does the right thing and has Haas win, because I can't bear to have to watch him act in some stupid, pointless gimmick with Rico. That's why they lost the belts. Because Haas has outgrown that gimmick, and is being poised for a push. Once again, no punch-line for this match. Out of left field. Anyone realize that Angle's former henchmen and his current one are going at it here? Angle will come into play during the match, maybe to help Haas win, and turn him heel. Who knows?
Result:Luther Reigns wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 5

5 Points Earned | 63% Accurate

Ranked 3rd among Wise Ones for this event.