Prophecies of The Tocc

Prophecy:It doesn't matter what medical condition Eddie may be afflicted with. It doesn't matter what type of special match this is. It doesn't even matter that Mordecai is cutting promos talkin' smack about Eddie these days. Eddie Guerrero will NOT be dropping his title to this no talent ass clown. Plus it would be a bad PR move right about now, since he was fired from CNBC for doing a nazi impersonation in Germany. A Special Note to Bradshaw: We know you were just playing the heel and CNBC gave you a raw deal. But you still suck and will never hold the WWE title. :-P

Prophecy:The story has changed now that this is an elimination match. That means Cena would have to be legitimately beaten (or screwed) to lose the title. However, I still think Cenas days with the US title are numbered and that he will move on to bigger and better things. I thought Dupree would win the last time they met, so I'm going to go with him again here.

Prophecy:If taker is going to "do the right thing" and lose the match for Heyman, how long could this match last? How long does it take to lie down, get covered, and count to 3? I suspect Taker might resist and put up a fight, but WWE would be wasting an opportunity if they made Taker revolt against Heyman so soon. He hasn't had much time to throw babyfaces around. Right now I'm going with the Dudleys, but I may change my mind after next week's Smackdown.

Prophecy:The cruiserweight belt tends to get passed around and with the exception of the 2 weeks that Chavo Classic had the belt, Chavo held the belt for a long stint recently. I think the only reason he got the spot against Rey was because he never got the chance to win the title back from his pop before Classic quit. Now he has to legitimately lose to the new Cruiserweight Champion. I'm hoping the belt makes the rounds to some of the more talented guys soon, like Paul London.

Prophecy:Well this is a last minute feud if ever I've seen one. Quick, guys, we need some T & A for the pay per view. Bring back the Torrie vs Sable feud stat!

Prophecy:I guess a DQ could give Billy the win again, like in the final Smackdown before the event, but I see Billy putting Kenzo over here. It's his debut, so I don't think he'll lose, especially since Billy is buried in mid-card hell right now.

Prophecy:Quick, writers, we need matches for the pay per view. Let's forget about Mordecai's anti-eddie promo last week and throw him into a match against Hardcore Holly.

Prophecy:WWE has a choice here: build up Luther's character as a monster or give Charlie a nice push like Benjamin is getting on Raw. This one is a really tough call. I think Charlie gets the nod here, but I may change my mind.