Prophecies of Crack Jack

The Great American Bash 2004


Eddie Guerrero vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield

WWE Championship - Texas Bull Rope Match

Prediction:Eddie Guerrero
Prophecy:Guerrero better win. I have a slight feeling Bradshaw might steal the title, though, because lately, he's the only one that's been on TV. Guerrero hasn't done too much on TV lately. The WWE has no interest in pushing their champion.
Result:John "Bradshaw" Layfield wins
0 Points Awarded

John Cena vs. Booker T vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

Fatal Fourway Elimination for the U.S. Championship

Prediction:John Cena
Prophecy:I'm picking Cena to retain the title. Dupree should have won the title after his first shot, but now his momentum has slowly drifted away. Booker T and Rob Van Dam should be going for the world title, so I don't want to see them holding the US title.
Result:John Cena wins
1 Point Awarded

Undertaker vs. The Dudley Boys

Concrete Crypt Handicap Match

Prediction:The Dudley Boys
Prophecy:Undertaker has been known to refuse to job to people, but since this is a match against two wrestlers, I can see him doing it.
Result:Undertaker wins
0 Points Awarded

Rey Mysterio vs. Chavo Guerrero

Cruiserweight Championship

Prediction:Chavo Guerrero
Prophecy:Hard to tell who is going to win this one, especially considering how Mysterio was not intended to be the champ. He was only given the belt because of the incident with Chavo Classic. I'm going to guess that they're going to give the belt to Guerrero simply because he needs the belt more than Mysterio. Mysterio is over with the crowd without the belt.
Result:Rey Mysterio wins
0 Points Awarded

Torrie Wilson vs. Sable

Playmates Gone Wild

Prediction:Torrie Wilson
Prophecy:I'm guessing Torrie wins because the WWE likes her more than Sable. Why is Sable still on the payroll by the way?
Result:Sable wins
0 Points Awarded
Total Points: 1

1 Points Earned | 20% Accurate

Ranked 15th among Wise Ones for this event.